Do you want to know a secret?

[TwoTribes]

It is something that once known cannot be unknown.

Do you want to know?

For those that need a bit more. It is related to spring/summer and birds. If you know it you will regret knowing it. Do you still want to know?

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Don't watch/listen if you don't want summer ruined.

@Twenty2 nooooo!!!

Is Betty's toe a euphemism for camel's toe?

I was about to post the same YouTube video, @SlightyJaded!

[quote AHintOfStyle]@Twenty2 nooooo!!![/quote]

Ahh. I knew this thread was going to be disappointing and I wasn’t wrong.

Ah, every days a school day

I thought it was going to be celebrity gossip

Is this like all that stupid thigh crap ?

Cliquey only joke

@chrislilleyswig

Is this like all that stupid thigh crap ?

Cliquey only joke

No!

This is open to anyone.

Next time you hear a wood pigeon, just hear 'My toe hurts, Betty'

Sorry, if this plagues you.

I’m imagining pigeons tootling about and gabbling in a Frank spencer voice.

Stupid thigh crap ?

Me too Small.
Ooooh , Oooooh, Ooooh Betty, I hurt me toe Betty.

When I was a child, many years ago, my grandad used to tell me they were saying
'my toes hurt me, they do'
A variation.

We say "my toe is bleeding" round here.
And yes, you can't unhear it.

It's pancakes Shirley in this house

Haha can totally hear it

Then Betty replies... "It's okay Suzy, it's ok Suzy" and Suzy says "Yes!"

Listen to the conversation next time you hear a wood pigeon!

What??

@Twenty2

It's nothing to do with losing The Game is it? Because if not, everyone who reads this has now lost

You utter bastard!!!! 😂

What is the stupid thigh thing?

Completely bonkers thread 🤣.

@jellybeanz1212

Haha can totally hear it

My toe hurts, Betty

Sorry if this haunts you

Was that it? The Betty stuff?

Oh and the thigh stuff I have no idea what it is because it is so cliquey. Lots of posters have "thigh" in their usernames. They don't answer when asked what it's about

Oh I know what you mean now. I know a thing about blackberries which will ruin them forever