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Do you want to know a secret?

190 replies

TwoTribes · 24/06/2020 20:24

It is something that once known cannot be unknown.

Do you want to know?

For those that need a bit more. It is related to spring/summer and birds. If you know it you will regret knowing it. Do you still want to know?

OP posts:
SlightyJaded · 24/06/2020 21:17
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Don't watch/listen if you don't want summer ruined.

AHintOfStyle · 24/06/2020 21:18

@Twenty2 nooooo!!!

Sunnydayshereatlast · 24/06/2020 21:19

Is Betty's toe a euphemism for camel's toe?

Twenty2 · 24/06/2020 21:19

I was about to post the same YouTube video, @SlightyJaded!

Twenty2 · 24/06/2020 21:19

[quote AHintOfStyle]@Twenty2 nooooo!!![/quote]

Grin
GeorgieTheGorgeousGoat · 24/06/2020 21:21

Ahh. I knew this thread was going to be disappointing and I wasn’t wrong. Wine

DaphneFanshaw · 24/06/2020 21:23

Ah, every days a school day

TheSpottedZebra · 24/06/2020 21:23

I thought it was going to be celebrity gossip Sad

chrislilleyswig · 24/06/2020 21:24

Is this like all that stupid thigh crap ?

Cliquey only joke

Hmm
Original poster
TwoTribes · 24/06/2020 21:26

@chrislilleyswig

Is this like all that stupid thigh crap ?

Cliquey only joke

Hmm

No!

This is open to anyone.

Next time you hear a wood pigeon, just hear 'My toe hurts, Betty'

Sorry, if this plagues you.

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Smallsteps88 · 24/06/2020 21:27

I’m imagining pigeons tootling about and gabbling in a Frank spencer voice.

DaphneFanshaw · 24/06/2020 21:28

Stupid thigh crap ?

DaphneFanshaw · 24/06/2020 21:28

Me too Small.
Ooooh , Oooooh, Ooooh Betty, I hurt me toe Betty.

teddyclown · 24/06/2020 21:30

When I was a child, many years ago, my grandad used to tell me they were saying
'my toes hurt me, they do'
A variation.

ThreeFish · 24/06/2020 21:35

We say "my toe is bleeding" round here.
And yes, you can't unhear it.

ghostyslovesheets · 24/06/2020 21:42

It's pancakes Shirley in this house

jellybeanz1212 · 24/06/2020 21:45

Haha can totally hear it

Dancingbythelightofthemoon2020 · 24/06/2020 21:48

Then Betty replies... "It's okay Suzy, it's ok Suzy" and Suzy says "Yes!"

Listen to the conversation next time you hear a wood pigeon!

ThickFast · 24/06/2020 21:48

What??

MintToBee · 24/06/2020 21:50

@Twenty2

It's nothing to do with losing The Game is it? Because if not, everyone who reads this has now lost Grin
You utter bastard!!!! 😂
Original poster
TwoTribes · 24/06/2020 21:51

What is the stupid thigh thing?

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TheRealHousewife · 24/06/2020 21:52

Completely bonkers thread 🤣.

Original poster
TwoTribes · 24/06/2020 21:57

@jellybeanz1212

Haha can totally hear it
My toe hurts, Betty Grin

Sorry if this haunts you

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chrislilleyswig · 24/06/2020 21:57

Was that it? The Betty stuff?

Oh and the thigh stuff I have no idea what it is because it is so cliquey. Lots of posters have "thigh" in their usernames. They don't answer when asked what it's about

ThickFast · 24/06/2020 21:58

Oh I know what you mean now. I know a thing about blackberries which will ruin them forever