Do you want to know a secret?

[TwoTribes]

It is something that once known cannot be unknown.

Do you want to know?

For those that need a bit more. It is related to spring/summer and birds. If you know it you will regret knowing it. Do you still want to know?

Aw go an then

@goingoverground

Are we talking crop milk here?

No

Wood pigeons have ugly babies

But people don't know that, because who has seen a baby pigeon?

Is that your secret, you've seen a squab?

Is it sad?

I will tell you if you are sure that you want to hear something that can never be unheard and will haunt you.

@Queenest

Is it sad?

No, it's annoying.

Tell me

Nope I am out, I love wood pigeons.

But can I look away?

My toe hurts Betty

Queenest makes a good point. If sad, no knowie tyvm.

@LidlDonkey

My toe hurts Betty

YES! I read that on MN a couple of years ago and it drove me bonkers for months after!

I need to know.... I am too nosy!!

Damn it

I just had to log in otherwise I'd have been first to say my toe hurts Betty...

It's what the call sounds like and a previous username of mine!!!

@LidlDonkey

My toe hurts Betty

Yes, that's it.

But I think you should have pre-warned as not everyone wants to know.

What is my toe hurts Betty?

Of course. I don’t like birds anyway.

Eh??

Why would people not want to know that?

We know about Betty's toe already.

Sorry, assumed those who didn't want to know wouldn't be reading the thread.

I need to know, I am too nosy!!!

@zeldapinwheel

Why would people not want to know that?

Because it's very annoying

Betty’s toe? whose what?

Baffled

I was going to guess Betty's toe. It's how you can tell it's a pigeon and not another bird which I can't remember. Dove?