Replace your pets name with "my drunk friend"....

[floatygoat]

And tell us what they're doing right now?

My drunk friend is in the garden shouting at the neighbours over the fence.

My drunk friend is curled in a ball, sleeping at work! Says she was up late...

My drunk friend is sunbathing

My drunk friend is curled up in a cardboard box.

My drunk friend is following me around looking hopeful.

Some very tired drunk friends

...I wish mine was, she's lying under my babies high hair now waiting for some scraps

My drunk friend is shitting in my garden"

My drunk friend is licking his arse in the sun

My drunk friend is asleep in the sitting room, snoring loudly.

My drunk friend is sitting on my sofa licking her bum

My drunk friend is sticking his head in through the cat flap to let me know he wants to come in!

My drunk friend is napping, but last night she threw up on the stairs and tried to eat it.

I have two drunk friends. One is asleep in his bed. The other is licking the floor.

My drunk friend was sick in the bathroom.

I have many drunk friends....
2 of them are asleep, one is licking his bum hole and one is now resting after having taken a poo in the bathroom sink this morning 😩🤣

My drunk friend is in heat, making lots of strange mewling sounds, dragging herself along the carpet and sticking her arse in the air!

My drunk friend is in the bathroom, yelling at me to get him another drink.
I've already poured him one, but apparently that isn't good enough.

My drunk friend is stood on the sofa yelling and wiggling her arse at her dad who has just pulled up outside

My drunk friend is trying to fit into a space way too small

Oh and one of my drunk friends has this morning taken to scratching at the back door door for fun after witnessing her mum escape outdoors (after said poo in sink incident) and then scratching to get back in. My drunk friends are arseholes at times but I wouldn’t be without them 🤣

My drunk friend has a habit of falling asleep on top of the nursery wardrobe and getting shut in while DD naps

My drunk friend has dragged a massive twig in and is chewing bits of it off, whilst sunbathing nude.

My drunk friend kicked out all the shavings from her house, tried to bite me when I said hello then proceeded to stash her entires day food in her cheeks before waddling off back to bed.

My drunk friend is rolling in catnip in the garden 😺😻

My drunk friend is still asleep after running around the room and in a wheel all night. My drunk friend also chewed a bit off the carpet last night to make his bed softer with.

One friend is lurking on birds, guess he as the munchies, the other oneis asleep on our bed.