Replace your pets name with "my drunk friend"....

[floatygoat]

And tell us what they're doing right now?

My drunk friend is in the garden shouting at the neighbours over the fence.

One of my drunk friend is eating a pigs ear in the kitchen, the other is snoring on the sofa, legs splayed, everything on show.

One drunk friend is looking over the neighbour's fence for birds, another is frantically digging the tiles under my feet for attention, and the last one has passed out on my bed.

No idea what my drunk friend is doing right now but yesterday she pissed in the pegbag - again

My drunk friend won't stop licking up cheese and chocolate brownie crumbs from under the highchair. I appreciate the cleaning service to be honest, it's just the slurpy noise I can't stand.

My drunk friend is hiding in a cave.

The other day, my drunk friend ate some cat shit she dug up in the garden. She needs help.

My drunk friend is sitting in the bath.
My other drunk friend is nibbling hay thoughtfully.

One drunk friend is snoring in the conservatory, the other is whining in my ear for junk food/snacks.

My drunk friend is currently trying to push DP off the sofa.

My drunk friend keeps jumping in and out the window. My other drunk friend is in the house not sure where, probably in one of the beds asleep.

My drunk friend wee'd on the curtain this morning because I was too slow to open the back door. My other drunk friend has just onto the sideboard and knocked down the photo frames.

My drunk friend has fallen asleep on my daughters coat & dressing gown that I've told her for the millionth time not to leave lying around! They're so comfy & there's no way he's moving!

I had to clear up my drunk friend's vomit before they tried to eat it! They are partial to eating it

One of my many drunk friends is clawing at the door, wailing to be let in. One has thrown up on the floor, and several others are lying in a heap, looking pleased with themselves.

My drunk friend is lying on the floor in the lounge naked. He has found a patch of sunshine. Before that he was stood at the window growling at each person who was walking past the house.

My drunk friend is curled up on the TV unit. My other drunk friend is curled up on the dining table and I dont have the heart to move her as she is very old and was a big effort for her to get up there!

My drunk friend is in a sulk because i stopped her from eating her own shit.

My drunk friend is currently asleep on my dd's bedroom floor with their head on a pink fluffy cushion.

Typically on a sunny Sunday afternoon I’ve just washed & dried my drunk friend’s rear with a hairdryer after she shat herself 😂

My drunk friend is hogging all the crisps

My drunk friend ran over to the lady with the biscuits and stole them from her pocket and ran off without even thanking her

My drunk friend was sick on the floor, took a dump in a box and shouted at me until I gave them some food that they ate on the floor.
Now my drunk friend is asleep on a chair in my kitchen.

My drunk friend is running round the living room floor making chirping noises and earlier he had a wash in DDog's bowl

My drunk friend just played parkour around the kitchen, smashed the cafetiere, went outside to chase some leaves, and came back inside to cry for a bit before passing out on my lap.

My other drunk friend slapped him in the face as he went past.

My drunk friend shat in the kitchen, then while I was busy cleaning that, my drunk friend proceeded to puke in the middle of the sitting room floor and tried to fight anyone who approached said puke for fear they would eat it before he could.

My drunk friends are constant entertainment.