Replace your pets name with "my drunk friend"....

[floatygoat]

And tell us what they're doing right now?

My drunk friend is in the garden shouting at the neighbours over the fence.

My drunk friend keeps jumping on me and licking my face. My other drunk friend keeps lying on the stairs trying to kill me.

Oh my god, I needed this thread! 😂😂

My drunk friend asleep on my lap...

I got up to get a cup of tea this morning. When I came back my drunk friend was in my bed

My drunk friend has just attacked me for not feeding her quickly , after feeding she has gone outside to watch the birds .

My drunk friend is trying to teabag my other drunk friend.

My drunk friend is nibbling the leaves of my parlour palm.

Yesterday my drunk friend crashed through the screen door and was eventually found pestering the cows over the road.

My drunk friend is upside down on a cushion, snoring lightly.

My drunk friend is lying on an old rucksack under the kitchen table, as usual

My drunk friend is laying on the floor enjoying the sunbeams.

My drunk friend has just gone to sleep with his nose stuffed up his arse. He wore himself out flinging himself into the river over and over, and persuading his friends to do the same.

My drunk friend is curled up asleep on his bed.

I would say my bed, but we all know it's his really...

My drunk friend pretended to be dead and scared the life out of my husband.

My drunk friend is making ekekekekek noises at the birds in the garden

I love this thread, thank you @floatygoat

My drunk friend is licking my husband's neck as usual!

My drunk friends are sulking in the hutch because DH had to wash dingleberries off their bums earlier...😂

Haha! I now have mental images of various drunk friends licking their bums and getting up to mischief / passing out in hilarious places.

Loving the photos too. Some very good looking friends you have.

My drunk friend submerged herself in a ditch and ate a load of grass today. I just know tomorrow I’ll be having to pull long stringy turds out of her arse as she’ll be incapable of dealing with them herself. Fml

@ScribblyGum

My drunk friend is 15 and got so over excited about making up the stairs to find me in the bath that he's just crapped on the landing.

My drink friend is scavenging on the sofa hoping for scraps of chips

Drunk

My drunk friend is currently drinking out of a filthy plant pot whilst covered in dead seagull gunk. Im just about to bath him.........

One of my drunk friends is sitting next to me , trying to be all Nicey-Nicey because she didn't get me a Mother's Day Card ( I am their mother when it suits them, so let's not go there) !

My other drunk friend has buggered off out for a Domain Survey and maybe a Face Off with other like minded reprobates