Replace your pets name with "my drunk friend"....

[floatygoat]

And tell us what they're doing right now?

My drunk friend is in the garden shouting at the neighbours over the fence.

My drunk friend is licking a plastic folder that has fallen on the floor.

One of my drunk friends has just eaten a worm in the garden. One is crashed out on DC1 bed. I've left the other 3 in a field.

Oh and one ran out of the back door like a mad thing when I started hoovering

My drunk friend is asleep with three others as they were awake and playing with each other all night.

I love these thanks so much! My drunk friend has now managed to sneakily eat a whole tub of margarine and is now sleeping on the sofa, looking very rotund! Cow!

My drunk friend has been lapping up custard from a Winnie the Pooh bowl on the kitchen floor.

My drunk friend is sunbathing and shooting us evils as he hasn't had any alone time this week

I just found my drunk friend sleeping on top of the storage boxes under our bed, flattened like a pancake.

So many drunk friends licking themselves!

My drunk friend is currently doing the same and due to her routine, I guess she'll come and sit on my shoulder soon with her arse-smelling lips right by my cheek

My drunk friend on the prowl for invaders.

My drunk friend has the munchies and is demanding to eat - but not that
Crap I'm serving, the other stuff, the good stuff I'm clearly keeping for myself.

My drunk friend keeps trying to sit on my face even through I’ve said NO to him several times

My drink friend jumped on my windowsill and swiped my jewellery dishes off one by one. Then she jumped on my back when I was on my hands and knees picking up all the spilt jewellery!

Oops sorry here he is

My drunk friend is running growling around with a soft toy in her mouth

I’ve just trimmed my drunk friends private parts and he’s now sitting licking his balls

One drunk friend just licked my forehead. The other is hiding under the ironing.

I should have said the hair around his privates, not his privates themselves 😂

I also have many drunk friends

But to pick one, my drunk friend is currently sitting in a bowl of water after eating cockroaches

I have another drunk friend slithering all over me while hugging my arm and I couldnt leave him out of thus post

My two drunk friends are asleep on the bed having successfully turfed DH & I out of it.

My drunk friend has gone behind the tv and knocked the wires out, he is making high squeaky noises when we try to remove him.

My drunk friend fell into the pond today, while trying to get a drink of water. Luckily he managed to climb out. He is now fast asleep upside down on the sofa with all four legs in the air.

My drunk friend is licking my thighs and is probably about to fall asleep on my lap

My drunk friend just farted on my lap

My drunk friend is hiding under a sofa cushion leaping out and grabbing anyone that sits down.

My drunk friend is wandering in the woods with dh following trying to stop her eating deer poop.