Describe your appearance in a sentence.

[Soontobe60]

Having just read another thread about the language used to describe non white people, I thought it would be interesting to see how you'd describe yourself in terms of your appearance. I'll start.

I'm in my 60s, white, grey shoulder length hair, green eyes, 5''2", size 16 with big boobs.

Spherical

Early 30s, blonde highlighted hair, blue eyes, IBS belly, size 12 and shaped like an inverted hour glass 😁

Mr Tumble but more goth.

Old, fat, faded and dull

Amazonian woman, late 30s, long brunette hair, turquoise blue eyes, size 16-18.

4'11 petite hourglass, long blonde hair which when left to own devices does a weird 70's style kink, blue eyes, 40 but look almost the same as I did at 20 just a bit more tired. Pale as a ghost but with a smattering of freckles in summer.

cannot be arsed shortarse

Short, specky, fat, rumpled.

Short, fat, lumpy and tired.

Brown, stubbly, tall, toned, tired!

Skinny, scruffy, longish mousy hair, pale skin, green eyes, dark circles, glasses, stupid teeth.

5 ft 8, fat but reasonably attractive, faux blonde, look younger than I am (39).

tall, strong, cheerful, bit creased around the eyes

5”10, blonde hair blue eyes, fat, glamorous with nice hair when I can be bothered.

Rock chick meets Liberace

Midlife crisis in full swing.

Good ankles, red hair, English rose type who wears 'neat' clothes.

A variety of words my mum has used to describe me, cobbled together in a sentence. I know the neat comment is meant to be a compliment, but she prides herself and her appearance in being unconventional, so I know it's really an insult

Short with big hair

Five foot six, expensive Italian coat with visibly-ripped pocket lining, expression of barely-concealed irritation.

Fat and spotty, has a hairy dogs chin, 5 foot 10 and nearly as wide- jeans are life and often has a child in each hand and a clenched teeth smile and dangerously sweet tone to voice.

Fortunate enough to still have all my body parts

Mum bun.

Pretty, but could do with losing a wee bit of weight.

That's what I was told once anyway, by the world's most polite backhanded compliment giver

Pretty but rotund 😂

Hourglasses are the same shape whether they're inverted or not @DontGoIntoTheLongGrass