Describe your appearance in a sentence.

[Soontobe60]

Having just read another thread about the language used to describe non white people, I thought it would be interesting to see how you'd describe yourself in terms of your appearance. I'll start.

I'm in my 60s, white, grey shoulder length hair, green eyes, 5''2", size 16 with big boobs.

Tall, chubby, tired looking.

Late 40s and feeling fine if a bit mad.

Oh appearance sorry!
Alright for late 40s.

Late 40s, pale, super slim average height.

@Sleeveen just laughed out loud. The expression chimes with me!

Nice blue eyes , great ankles and totally thankful I’m still breathing.

In a sentence: tallish, slimmish, blue eyes, probably grey hair but never stopped dying it long enough to find out.

And, like some PPs, not good at counting

Usually bewildered, frequently smiling.

OP, I don't know the thread you based this one on burr I asked a colleague recently "what does she look like" when he said a name of someone I didn't know. He said he didn't like to describe people's physical appearance. I thought that was an interesting value to hold and it's got me thinking. Personally, I'm terrible with names, so I'm always trying to learn people's appearances, but I'd like to find a way forward that didn't cause discomfort.

Dragged through hedge backwards

All natural, outdoorsy, well fed, contented looking

Blonde bob, green eyes, speccy, size 14, just entering middle age and the jowls are coming on nicely, nose always red because of allergies.

Bitter old hag in my disguise of a well cut dress, painted nail and plastered on smile

Jeans a nice top

Short, fat, balding tattooed twat.

Haggard as fuck.

5 ft 8, slim, long haired brunette, early 30’s with resting bitch face which according to a few guys from my tinder days, looks like Natalie Portman 😂

40s, 5ft 6 and 8.5 stone. White with auburn hair and hazel eyes. Great lips, great nails, always in heels

Nigella Lawsons slimmer but less pretty younger sister
Had to Google her height as I thought was shorter but she's not, must be her curvyness makes her not look very tall.

So nondescript and forgettable even I couldn't pick me out in a line-up

Tatty teddy

Full on Monet.

Traditionally built grandma in jeans and comfy shoes

Ceefax101 i will always see black eyeliner on mr tumble from
Now on.

@LadyOfTheFlowers I literally just came on here to say tall, chubby, tired.