Describe your appearance in a sentence.

[Soontobe60]

Having just read another thread about the language used to describe non white people, I thought it would be interesting to see how you'd describe yourself in terms of your appearance. I'll start.

I'm in my 60s, white, grey shoulder length hair, green eyes, 5''2", size 16 with big boobs.

Stylish when out
Scruffy when in

Withered

@OvenGlovesWillTearUsApart are you me? 🤣

Tall, broad shouldered, aloof expression, slightly odd dress sense.

Like I’ve given up.

Chunky, brown and trying

Mid 40s, short, fat, top heavy, extremely pale, just above shoulder length brown Bob, knackered and grumpy looking, pale grey eyes, glasses, walking stick, always wearing too much black.

I'm tall, thin and athletic, with long dark hair and glasses.

Bang on average

Scrubs up ok and doesn't scare small children.

Really, really, really tired.

30s,black hair,dark brown eyes,olive skin,big boobs,tall and slim.

Size 18 shortarse, with a scruffy mum bun.

Presentable appearance for work
Attempt at style and glamour if I'm going out
Scruffy as fuck in my own house

According to my mirror I'm petite, blonde and severely short changed in the boobage dept.
When I'm out and about I'm invisible!

5 ft 1
Long blonde hair
Blue eyes
Impressive boobs
Still feel attractive, despite being 50!

Ghetto hippy

Dishevelled.

Dragged-through-a-hedge-backwards chic.

Short, fat, ugly with skin that still thinks I'm a teenager so quite often spotty, size 16 to 18 and five foot two.

An apple on two tree trunks, grey-white shoulder length hair, big geek glasses, eyes stolen from a husky, skin stolen from Casper, wrinkles stolen from Miss Haversham mostly found in Skunk Funk and DMs hoofing across the beach with a straggly dog.

Nobody will beat that poster who described herself in her new leather jacket as looking like “Suzi Quatro’s fat nan”

Oh that thread is in Classics, it's hilarious

Currently a mess, usually not doing bad for 40

Eclectic and unstylish.

A big old potato