Describe your appearance in a sentence.

[Soontobe60]

Having just read another thread about the language used to describe non white people, I thought it would be interesting to see how you'd describe yourself in terms of your appearance. I'll start.

I'm in my 60s, white, grey shoulder length hair, green eyes, 5''2", size 16 with big boobs.

Burst cushion

Dark hair, dark eyes, big boobs and butt, small waist, short ex glamour model

Short, skinny, long haired and youthful

@ivfbabymomma1
Some people are but the OP was describe yourself so mine was factually correct.
I'll not blow over in a strong wind, I can carry a lot of stuff, play piano and have a keen sense of smell .
I could do without the jowls but no one's perfect!

You could grow seeds planted in my 11 wrinkles.

Long greying hair, slim, short with good skin for my age.

Aged 54. 5ft 10 tall. Fat with huge boobs that make me look even fatter. Always in jeans and hoody. Nice hair, always happy and laughs a lot.

Slim brunette, early 30’s with long hair and glasses that are too big for my face.

Feel more attractive than I look!

Oh, that wasn't a description.

50, brunette, glasses, ponytail, chubby round the middle, quite smiley.

@DrWANker 😆 I too have my faults like everyone else! But maybe a positive to end each sentence? Ha ha I feel like I'm
Being THAT person 😂😂😂

I could do with losing a stone or 2 & my hair is going grey at 32 But I have nice blue eyes 🤣

47 year old teenager, I look like a teen from behind but not when you get round to the face!!!

@ivfbabymomma1 32 and going grey! Me too it's such an are ache lol

Long, curly, ginger and grey hair, grey eyes, 6 foot tall and size 12-14.

Needs a haircut.

Slightly untidy-looking, average height size 14, late 40s with fine, poker-straight, mousy, shoulder-length hair, no grey and no wrinkles - look a bit younger than I am.

Hahaha @ivfbabymomma1, not at all.
But in the spirit of Burns..
"Oh wad some Power the giftie gie us, yae see oursels as ithers see us"

Blonde, good skin and need to lose a stone.

Titless potato atop two tree trunks.

Solid.

Good figure, bad skin, grey hair, brown eyes, peach skin, Bob Hope's nose, stubby fingers, fat thighs, amazing ankles.

Neil from Young Ones with tits.

Goth meets Little House on the Prairie via Hogwarts.
Serious answer, I'm 31 with long dark brown hair, hazel eyes, pale skin and glasss, I'm fairly short, curvy, and wear a lot of black and seem fairly cheerful despite the internal monologue running though my head about how annoying everything is, I'm also fairly pretty.

Chunky but sadly not funky

@DrWANker 😂😂😂