Describe your appearance in a sentence.

[Soontobe60]

Having just read another thread about the language used to describe non white people, I thought it would be interesting to see how you'd describe yourself in terms of your appearance. I'll start.

I'm in my 60s, white, grey shoulder length hair, green eyes, 5''2", size 16 with big boobs.

Early 60s. 5ft 5. Less fat than I was this time last year so now just overweight. Very white and freckled, and wrinkled. Stylish though, and personality makes up for lack in looks. I still turn heads.