Describe your appearance in a sentence.

[Soontobe60]

Having just read another thread about the language used to describe non white people, I thought it would be interesting to see how you'd describe yourself in terms of your appearance. I'll start.

I'm in my 60s, white, grey shoulder length hair, green eyes, 5''2", size 16 with big boobs.

Pretty, neat and clean.

It makes me sad how many of these are negative.

Average height, fat as butter brunette with a reasonably attractive resting bitch face.

Looks young for her age

Shit hair (due to growing it after chemo)

Wears too many geeky t shirts.

Past my 2002 peak.

Bumblebee figure, nice skin, worried expression.

Overgrown Tomboy... I'm 55 with short hair, jeans stripy top and zip through hoodie is my uniform

Brownish mid-length hair, fair skin, sort of average to tall, a bit scruffy, 30 something woman, always wears comfortable shoes

Short, fat, black hair, dark brown eyes, very good skin and no wrinkles - if you don't count the one frown line between my eyebrows that disappears when I drink enough water 🤷

45 year old tall, brunette, pear shaped size 10-12.

Used to be attractive, now an old hag, but reasonably slim.

Dissatisfied, unsmiling resting face, ungroomed (but doesn't care about either, pass the wine).

Shortarse with disproportionately large appendages, pointy nose, jowls and a resting bitch face.

Short, skinny, haggard with dull grey hair and sallow skin. The great thing about not being a beauty when young, is not having to worry about losing your looks.

Thinner in my head

Midget goth.

It makes me really sad that everyone is slating themselves :( can we do a what things do you like about yourself thread?

Pregnant and frazzled, but with a nice nose. 😂

Pig in a ginger wig

Soft-bodied and hard-faced.

Rough.

In looks, not because I am ‘hard’ or my mannerisms btw.

Short scruffy spotty teenager only old

Petite beautiful black woman with a kickass wardrobe

Middle aged, fat, tired and frumpy.