Describe your appearance in a sentence.

[Soontobe60]

Having just read another thread about the language used to describe non white people, I thought it would be interesting to see how you'd describe yourself in terms of your appearance. I'll start.

I'm in my 60s, white, grey shoulder length hair, green eyes, 5''2", size 16 with big boobs.

A potato with Gollum hair 😆

Tall brunette who's (just) past her prime but never really has appreciated what she's got in the looks and figure dept

Broad shouldered striding glamorama, often has a fag on the go, resting smiley-face, silver fox.

We should all be a bit kinder to ourselves!

Average height, average looks, FAT.

Wish I hadn’t posted that. I sound really down on myself. I’ll try again.

Average height white woman, gorgeous curly hair, 37 and I look my age () overweight but big boobs to make up for it!

Late 60s
Grey eyes
Longish Brown / blonde hair with lots of blonde streaks and a few grey ones too
Big boobs but still fit a size 14/16 dress
Not bad to look at..I’ve worn well
See what the next decade brings

Short, not overweight but heading towards a degree of middle-aged solidity; long mousy hair, face neither beautiful nor ugly, with plae skin and large and very blue eyes

I’d look a lot better if I wasn’t so tired and stressed.

Wild haired, smiley, gothic hippie with magpie tendencies.

Wild haired, smiley, gothic hippie with magpie tendencies.

Sorry for double post. MN app is playing up.

Fair fat and fucked

Hyperemesis chic with a sick bag accessory

Seen better days

Softer, fluffier, more boho Joan Collins.

I'm in my 50s, white, mostly grey with some very dark brown collar length hair, brown eyes, size 14 with average boobs.

40's
Tall-ish, masculine face, fat. Brown hair and green eyes. Horrible smile.

5'8, 51 yr old, silver-blonde fatty who slobs around & can only fit in clothes with Lycra - the lovechild of Eddie Izzard & Myra Hindley.

Ugly, obese, freckled and crippled with anxiety.

Sorry not a great choice of word. Am sat having a bad anxiety attack and my brain is scrambled. Trying to mumsnet to keep my mind occupied and now made myself feel even more shit with a choice of word

Tall, slim with my own T&A, stylish, sexy, 40. Feeling the most attractive I have in almost 10 years (can you tell?!)

Bardot meets Claudia Schiffer with green eyes and barely discernible Yorkshire vowels 😉

I'm rocking the "dotty old vicar's wife" look.

Frizzy strawberry blonde ditzy girl.

Piece, well freckles are great, so that's one positive!

Fancy a chat? I'm pretty sure there's some good stuff there.