Advice Clinic - Slatterns welcome

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Do you have problems? Is your life truly ridiculous, are you ridiculous? Please step inside our fully staffed advice clinic and we will cure all your ills. We have a clap nurse standing by for more intimate problems, don't be shy.

What a team!!

St Fiacre can fuck right off!

I'm doing all the work around here so he can just fuck off back to bed or I'll be telling him what time it is!

I'm the Saint if Clap and that's final!

Oops I think I've got the megalomania again!

I've been thinking about Project's ear. If i had fluid leaking out of my ear, I'd be a lot more concerned than Proj was. Its one of the only orifices i have that don't leak.

I am fancying a bit of warm apple crumble

Mmm, warm apple crumble. Sometimes I add maple syrup to the apples before i cook them.
Dribbling drool now...there goes another leaky orifice.

Ooh, Dangly Fiacre got there first. Probably a few centuries before you.

But I bet he never had the clap like you do? Yours is so much more meaningful and painful and esquisite

Oh Christ almighty I lose my ability to spell on mn. EXQUISITE.

Need Tracy to shoot me, now

Maybe Proj died because her brains leaked out and that's why she's not bothered? I'll really miss her, shall I put a bit of cinnamon in the crumble mix?

Sorry thigh had visitors (urggh). Yes just slice the apple, a bit of sugar sprinkled over, optional cloves, crumble on top!

Looking forward to the next thread, and a pox on AIBU.

Mm cinnamon also nice. Make two?

My clap is authentic pox passed down from the days when Jack the Ripper terrorised the streets of London and there was shit and disease in every ginnel.

Saint Thingy only had a bit of herpes he can't compete!

Dangly you are living history, and should get a government subsidy!

LOTTERY FUNDING

Well I just diddit, set up new thread. Thigh will KILL me

Why have I suddenly got a little bookmark function on all posts? Why is MN molesting me?

It's because they want to love and cherish you

It's because they are scared of you Thigh

Frown

Just wait and see how you feel about being the wrong colour for 40 pages.

Tracy and Frown are you twins? Are you pre-friends from other threads?

thigh no we just have different bedtimes so pass each other in the night!

She's going to bed and I've just woken up with a jolt.

Actually hope that doesn't happen too often or else it would be weird

I've changed my mind about bed. So I'm having a cup of coffee with my Danish.
It's peace & quiet as DD, DH & DCat have all gone to bed.

I think Frown is my psychic doppelgänger or we're the same person from parallel universes.
Or maybe we're Sims......

Or maybe all of us here are variations of the same person & as Brian Cox's mate would say the strings of the Universes are pinging one another.
It was on one of Dr Cox's programmes a while back.
Does anyone else starting singing D:ream songs when they see him?

I was once lots of people on one of these threads (happy memories of my megalomania).