Today I said the wankiest thing ever.

[LadyOfTheCanyon]

Cutting some cellophane into a circle at work while I customer watched
"that's pretty nifty!" She said " How do you know how to do that?
" Oh, it's the same principle as making a Cartouche for sweating celeriac!" I said cheerfully.

I fear my WC forebears are spinning in their graves. What's the wankiest thing you've ever said?

Boil in the vag curries

Boil in the vag is the new snapped and farted

vag boiling

Boil in the vag! Oh my goodness. Made me laugh out loud to myself. Nothing to add 🤣

Actually spat out my juice at boil in the vag!!!

“Oh, well actually the back surgery was after a riding accident, the shoulder after a shooting accident”

Even now, some 20 years later, I cringe remembering I said that out loud. It was true, factually, but the accidents happened because I was shit at both things and only did them for a few weeks while I was “finding myself” (they were a detour into the wilderness...). I’m way way way more Gavin & Stacey than Wills & Kate!!!

Sorry. I did see the correction to bag but OMG best mistake ever. Boil in the vag!!!

I have said far too many of them, I fear. My spoken English is an odd mixture of international/American and Jane Austen, and just looking at other people's faces makes me realise how much of a twat I sound most of the time.

Also, I'm vegan, liberal and well-educated. I don't have a hope really

But what do you boil-in-the-vag...
Cockaleekie soup? 🤣🤣🤣

Crying at boil in the vag curry.

Crikey i needed that laugh , cheers!!

In several years I have never laughed out loud at a thread.
Until today.
Absolutely hilarious.

Boil in the vag curry.....

boil in the vag sounds very convenient

Not me (hurrah! although I have definitely said some wanky things in my time - I’ve just erased them from my memory) but my lovely lovely friend once exclaimed that she couldn’t believe a visiting child wouldn’t eat what she’d made: “for heaven’s sake Bell! What child doesn’t eat glazed carrots?!”

PMSL at Boil in the Vag

Boil in the vag curries!

I hope it's not a vindaloo

My DC made my dear old Dad nearly expire from choking back laughter when asked he wanted any pudding (DC was about 3 at the time):
"I'd like some pomegranate and honey please" sez DC. wankiest toddler request ever

Lady of the Canyon
I think you've just derailed your own thread.
Boil in the vag 🤣

I can't get past boil in the vag curry! Rofl 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Oh my wotsit

Boil in the vag

Oh I'm so bloody easily amused.

When picking DS (about 10 months at the time) up from nursery they told me he hadn't eaten his beans on toast and I replied "don't worry, we have some avocado and brioche at home".

Had chinese delivered the other night, paid my money and the man said 'enjoy your meal', so I replied. 'Yeah, you too'. felt a right twat as I hurriedly closed the door.

In a similar vein to the boiling vag, mine happened just today.

Oh the shame.

It's been a very busy day, slaving over a hot laptop pulling some data together. 3 or 4 of us decide to take a break and get a cuppa.

"Ah it's good to spread my legs", I declared cheerfully as we walked down the stairs. "Stretch, I mean STRETCH!!".

I'm sitting here with tears rolling down my face - boil in the vag😆😆😆

so today at work my boss said in relation to my parents, "they are lucky to have you" and I replied "yes they know they are" - which is not exactly what I meant, but how it came out!!

Boil in the vag curry 😂

But what do you boil-in-the-vag...
Cockaleekie soup?

Best reply I’ve seen.