Today I said the wankiest thing ever.

[LadyOfTheCanyon]

Cutting some cellophane into a circle at work while I customer watched
"that's pretty nifty!" She said " How do you know how to do that?
" Oh, it's the same principle as making a Cartouche for sweating celeriac!" I said cheerfully.

I fear my WC forebears are spinning in their graves. What's the wankiest thing you've ever said?

*out

I've never done this before, but I've genuinely just sputtered out a mouthful of wine at 'boil in the vag curries' Thanks, OP!

Boil in the vag

Is that you Gwyneth?

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@Frownette I can help you remember the last wanky thing you said! It was:

I haven't had celeriac remoulade for ages so you've made me have a yen.

Sorry but I couldn't resist 😂

I can't even begin to guess what that is. Boil in the vag curry on the other hand... 😂 hilarious

LOL crying!!

A thread now in classics BF on the sofa sleeping and the OP asks is she should ‘Wank him up?’

LOL

I used the word 'notwithstanding' in an email to our service engineers today.

I may have also used the word 'one' in the context of I,

That's about as off the wall as I go

--no idea what a cartouche was-

I once described a band as ‘New York Post-Punk Folk’. I felt a massive twat after

Dammit, trying to get DS to sleep here and I keep shaking the bed from laughing at boil in the vag curries

Best. Typo. Ever.

Boil in the vag will go down in MN history, you will never live it down! 😂😂😂😂😂

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Boil in the vag Totally cancelled out the wankiest thing you’ve ever said with that corker right there

20m old DD is starting to recognise letters and numbers. We're a bilingual family. She went up to a wall chart today at playgroup and shouted "Vah! Vah!" while pointing at the letter B. I had to do a quiet I'm not performance parenting, this is genuinely my life "No darling, it's a V in Russian, but in English it's a Buh".

Not wanky but I was at a parents evening recently and the teachers had been lovelyabout my child. I stood up to leave and tried to say 'lovely, thank you' I actually said 'love you, thanks'

boil in a vag is that a Jamie Oliver recipe? No wonder he's restaurants went under with recipes like that

Ha ha. I actually snorted really loud at boil in the vag curry 🤣

A friend who works in healthcare couldn’t decide whether to say to the doctor ‘have a good shift’ or ‘have a good night’ so ended up saying ‘have a good shite’.

She didnt say boil in the vag though.

Oh OP thank you, I really needed that 😂

Oh OP boil in the vag is the best typo I’ve ever seen!

Fair play, because the wankiest thing people have ever said stories are funny, but oh lord I can’t stop laughing at boil in the vag!

Boil in the vag Hot stuff OP

Op I’ve had a totally crap day, but vag-boiled curries has got me laughing out loud! Perfect

Muahahahha

A cartouche is either the oval shape around the name of the Pharaoh in Egyptian heiroglyphics, or a 'lid' for something braising in a pan made out of greaseproof paper.

I didn't know the lid meaning, good to learn new things. In Jordan I couldn't fathom why I was addressed by my name in shops then I remembered I was wearing a cartouche I'd bought in Egypt, so pleased it didn't say something very rude as I suspected!

I have tears streaming down my face while my 11 year old keeps demanding to know what's so funny. Boil in the vag