Today I said the wankiest thing ever.

[LadyOfTheCanyon]

Cutting some cellophane into a circle at work while I customer watched
"that's pretty nifty!" She said " How do you know how to do that?
" Oh, it's the same principle as making a Cartouche for sweating celeriac!" I said cheerfully.

I fear my WC forebears are spinning in their graves. What's the wankiest thing you've ever said?

I lived in the upstairs flat of a house conversion.There was an unlocked main front door,then inside two doors,one to the ground floor flat, the other to mine.

I was arranging a delivery and would't be home."Oh, the front door is unlocked, just leave it in the vestibule,will you?" I heard myself say.

WTF! (and no, the delivery driver didn't have a clue, either)

Can't get past boil in the vag curries. Pmsl 😂😂

My 6 year old asked where the toilets where in a nice posh restaurant so the waiter pointed then out to DS, as he turned to go DS had to come out with "Do you have Theresa May Toilet Roll like munmy, or even Donald Trump one that Grandad has will do"

This may be outing but DP and I have a word for this type of behaviour. We call them "Gazebo Wankers" (we were at the theatre (budget seats) and the people in front of us were talking about the problems with their new gazebo).

Since that time, I think we've both come out with similar sayings. DP after having a particularly good cup of coffee reminisced about the "awful coffee he'd had in Aruba".
It left me in hysterics.