Do you have problems? I can solve them all.

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Hello, I'm Thigh. I will work with you to help you achieve the perfect balance in life. I am unfettered by knowledge or training as are my on call team of kindly agony aunts. We're ready to heal you.

Stripping an hour and a half?? Where do you live?

Order something else that will come quicker. You’ll be hungry again by the time the first thing arrives.

Are your cupboards and freezer bare?

You could have a bath and cup of tea for distraction. Or alcohol, which is basically food anyway.

Does the tassimo fill it?

I do tickle above my arse crack to stimulate pissing. But there was a thread about weird things your body does a while back and someone else did it too.

Thislido Belfast city! I have taken your advice and opted for alcohol in the meantime. I'll probably be blootered but bottoms up!

Cheers!

Or sláinte!

I occasionally manage a 30 second daydream about how fabulous I am.

If the daydream was written on the mug it would save time lido .Just drink n dream.

I've been bought a mug with "Queen of Fucking Everything" on it.

Not sure if dh was referring to my megalomania or my whoredom!

Hello Caroline I thought you'd fallen down a hole! I was going to offer you a string of battered sausages to haul you out again!

I trust you already know I am DT gone undercover for Line of Duty.

Of which the penultimate episode is on tomorrow and I am beside myself with excitement!

I know someone who know Mike Ashley. I was going to say something else in this post but I've forgotten what now.

I don't have the energy or the imagination for that maladaptive stuff. Thanks for the link this. Also, I'm not prepared to disclose my weirdness unless someone promises I'm immune from prosecution.

Caroline it’s nice to have back
In the cosy Thighland crack

hairdont your thought is probably swimming around the bottom of the mug in lukewarm tea.

We are all immune from prosecution. I should know, I done mmmmmuuuuuurrrrrddddddderrrrrrrrrrrrr.

We know you did Reg we all do almost daily but nobody knows! Do you think we are still immune if anyone knew?

Posters on my bedroom wall

Me as Debra Winger on my bedroom wall

Good night thisters! Sleep well under your posters. I do this s nay so I will have to print out the arts from our threads. Maybe not Peter though, I didn’t take to his knee pads.

^ I don’t have any

Advert for training to be a nail technician

thislido when you are a fully qualified nail technician, please can I book you for these?

Her fingers look so sore!
But you can never have too many fingernails, why have 10, when you can have 40?

thigh I must apologise, my first thought when I saw picture no. 1 was "Why has Thigh got 'The Hoff' on her wall?

You do look very pretty as Debra Winger. Why is her name Debra not Deborah?