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pineapplebryanbrown · 26/04/2019 21:26

Hello, I'm Thigh. I will work with you to help you achieve the perfect balance in life. I am unfettered by knowledge or training as are my on call team of kindly agony aunts. We're ready to heal you.

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AuntieCorruption · 27/04/2019 20:14

I'm always a bit cross that I have to drive at the speed limit and not just however I fancy driving at the time!

AuntieCorruption · 27/04/2019 20:18

They're dancing on the weird thread now.

Hey where is @CarolinePooter ?

I've not seen her on this thread yet?

Hairdont · 27/04/2019 20:20

We're fucking trains as well as sockets? I might need instructions.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/04/2019 20:23

Thislido to return to your conference call 📞 with 3 cups of tea and a shit 💩. Thank you for explaining re the headset and all important mute button. It's becoming a little more credible now.

However, from your statement am i to believe you don't have a Sports Direct mug? Is that your answer?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/04/2019 20:24

Hair very good, i like your hairstyle.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/04/2019 20:29

Is Project out on the piss again? Is she starring in a warts and all documentary featuring tragic street drinkers? Well, it was inevitable really but we must still supprt her as a thister in need.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/04/2019 20:31

DT i think Poots got tired of having the piss taken out of her re the cigar and the stained dress. And the hand shandies in the Anderson shelter.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/04/2019 20:39

I can't stop reading the weird thread! I'm genuinely worried about them Confused

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waxahatchee · 27/04/2019 20:45

The Christmas weirdo! I hate Christmas, why would anyone fantasise about that shit show all year!!

AuntieCorruption · 27/04/2019 20:50

Project does look fab in her outfit though!

Nonsense, Pooter loved all the slurs on her character! We all do that's what we are here for as well as to invent useless things and plot murder oh and also advice people on how to deteriorate properly.

The thing is thigh about them on the weird thread, they do seem very happy in their weirdness.

We've already discussed being less weird and then tossed that idea straight into file 13. How about we try out being more weird?

thislido · 27/04/2019 20:50

Thigh that is correct, I don’t have a Sports Direct mug. I did once, but I found it unsuitable for tea as the period of time required to comfortably drink the contents exceeded the time the mug was able to keep it at my preferred temperature. It hung around the way things that might have a use do, persecuting me with its presence and ugly branding, until I realised it was just another example of Mike Ashley being a cunt but IN MY HOME, so I threw it away.

AuntieCorruption · 27/04/2019 20:51

Yeah good point, not the Christmas shit!

thislido · 27/04/2019 20:57

I was amused that at some point on the weird thread, possibly yesterday, a non-weird person wandered on and asked if they actually considered themselves normal or if they realised they were mentally ill. It was amusing because her obvious but failed effort at tact.

thislido · 27/04/2019 20:58

You were right though Thigh most of the things they mention are just remnants of coping mechanisms from the baby/child stage.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/04/2019 20:59

I accept your statement Thislido.

You know what's good about Christmas 🎅🏼? Brandy butter. If they sold that all year round I'd give up Christmas.

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thislido · 27/04/2019 21:00

I remember your mug in your early portraits. Do you find it satisfactory?

waxahatchee · 27/04/2019 21:04

I am being forced, in actual life by family members to watch Britain's got Talent. There are some real weirdos on there.
I have to confess to some highly sophisticated counting weirdness but I have no idea what this daydreaming business is about. I just couldn't be arsed.

AuntieCorruption · 27/04/2019 21:06

Well yeah I like the food, most of it, but not xmas pudding! I do like cheesy footballs!

But I also like cream eggs and I like them more, so this renders Xmas unnecessary to me if Easter is present.

waxahatchee · 27/04/2019 21:07

I would like a sports direct mug please if anyone has a spare.

Cream eggs are great, so much better than mince pies

thislido · 27/04/2019 21:08

I couldn’t work out which weird things posted by thisters were real and which weren’t. Your counting thing sounded exhausting!

AuntieCorruption · 27/04/2019 21:09

wax why didn't you say, we've always needed someone who can count in Thighland and naked is only around by night or at 6 am ish so you have to time it right for a sum.

So how many threads are we on now and how many posts have we done?

Also how many murders and how many people offended?

StrippingTheVelvet · 27/04/2019 21:11

JustEat says it'll be an hour and a half to my order comes and I'm starvo. Help me o wise one.

CarolinePooter · 27/04/2019 21:11

auntie you rang?? I have been resting in my coffin, dreaming of the good old days.

I've just seen The Other Thread. All those quirks, but nobody using their weirdness for the good of others - which is thighland's unique gift to humanity.

waxahatchee · 27/04/2019 21:13

Oh Auntie I'm afraid I can't do useful counting like that. Just entirely pointless counting of letters.

I made up the bit about sucking eyeballs though, well until thigh offered herself in a sexual way, except she went on to say she was not for real wanting sex sadly.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/04/2019 21:16

I do indeed have a Sports Direct mug, i also bought an extra one off eBay. I love the excessive size and don't feel the morning has begun until i have had 2 tassimos in my mug.

Naked told the weirdo people that she was the zombie apocalypse but they ignored her.

Me being Debra Winger since 1988 is true. Obviously I'm a better version and Tom Berenger is wildly in love with me. I have posters of him on my bedroom wall.

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