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Do you have problems? I can solve them all.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 26/04/2019 21:26

Hello, I'm Thigh. I will work with you to help you achieve the perfect balance in life. I am unfettered by knowledge or training as are my on call team of kindly agony aunts. We're ready to heal you.

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thislido · 12/05/2019 00:08

Could probably sell all her shoes what with being on the scooter all the time, half a pair of slippers would do it. See what you'd get on entitledto.co.uk. Bit of a hospital stay with food at the beginning I would have thought.

25bucksandacracker · 12/05/2019 00:08

A diagram of what?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 12/05/2019 00:09

25 for the love of Thigh - I find the prospect of aged jizz even less appealing. Well I'm not drinking the filth, and you can shove your gin up your own fanny too.

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25bucksandacracker · 12/05/2019 00:10

That's where I keep it so it can mature

thislido · 12/05/2019 00:10

cave aged?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 12/05/2019 00:11

diagram for Jennifer1983's thread in AIBU. We like to critique AIBU from time to time to check it's still shit.

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25bucksandacracker · 12/05/2019 00:11

But I'm sorry my business idea has disappointed. Although actually I don't think it was mine, I've just taken the fall for it. I call gaslighting!!!

thislido · 12/05/2019 00:11

(no judgement)

25bucksandacracker · 12/05/2019 00:11

this yes! Mouldy chunter aged

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pineapplebryanbrown · 12/05/2019 00:12

Is the Gizz fanny aged or from aged men - oh dear Lord - are you breaking into carehomes to milk the demented>

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25bucksandacracker · 12/05/2019 00:12

Ah. I will go and look at it

thislido · 12/05/2019 00:13

fanny aged I think thigh, it always has that smell when it dribbles back out later, doesn't it?

thislido · 12/05/2019 00:13

ooh, we need a new thread soon.

25bucksandacracker · 12/05/2019 00:13

Ooh no not yet but I will now. When are visiting times?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 12/05/2019 00:14

25 it's alright - this lot will drink anything but I'm teetotal and Thislido is a tea addict. The other pissheads love the idea of jizz flavoured gin.

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justdog · 12/05/2019 00:15

Blimey!!! Prostate massage? 25. Really??? Why did you have to conjure up bad memories??? Ugh, I am retching on your behalf (not wretching, I might add!) although fair play you you.

Yeah I mean I've been wondering actually about who needs a right leg? Had to actually think about which side of my anatomy I was thinking about just then! So I've come to the conclusion that I will keep it for now, battered and bruised as it is, because let's face it, I would miss it if it was there...

25bucksandacracker · 12/05/2019 00:15

TL oh that made me feel a bit sick. Although could have been the 4 pints and a vegan burger I had earlier

thislido · 12/05/2019 00:20

never having sex is tremendously freeing.

25 maybe you could borrow just's baby from time to time rather than trying to conjure up your own? win win.

No visiting though, so it will have to make its own way between you.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 12/05/2019 00:20

I've made a new thread but have to finish this one first - anyone know how to do links?

It's my bedtime now. Night thisters XXXX

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pineapplebryanbrown · 12/05/2019 00:22

Isn't it just TL - I love never having sex, I just cannot be arsed or even fannied.

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thislido · 12/05/2019 00:22

Sleep well!

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