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Do you have problems? I can solve them all.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 26/04/2019 21:26

Hello, I'm Thigh. I will work with you to help you achieve the perfect balance in life. I am unfettered by knowledge or training as are my on call team of kindly agony aunts. We're ready to heal you.

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M3lon · 26/04/2019 22:17

it was stress? What does that mean? He was stressed and did it to relieve the tension or he has some sort of male stress incontinence?

M3lon · 26/04/2019 22:19

I neeeed answeeeeerrrrss (and I know I've come to the right place.

What can thighland do to spread the work on piss tolerance? There are a lot of pissphobic people out there!

DogHairEverywhere · 26/04/2019 22:43

Well, we tried pissing all over the weird thread, I'm not sure how successful it was as a recruitment tool.

M3lon · 26/04/2019 23:05

well if you can't convert 'em then at least scent mark 'em eh?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 26/04/2019 23:12

M3 he felt stressed and unhappy and therefore pissed on the bathmat. It's ok though, his wife is taking him to the GP re the bathmat pissing.

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MoaningMinniee · 26/04/2019 23:18

Just dropping in briefly to placemark... I suspect I missed Thigh 4 and possibly 5 too .. but I've been awfully busy at work. Will probably spend most of the weekend napping. Which as any fule kno is one of the first rools of Thighland!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 26/04/2019 23:22

MM it's Thigh11 now, but the beauty of it is that no one understands anything.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 26/04/2019 23:25

11 threads of this shit, we have to stop ourselves. I've died several times and that didn't work and threatened you all with my heavy crown 👑

We're all fucked. And not in a good way, apart from DT (whore).

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thislido · 27/04/2019 08:04

Morning thisters. What’s with the wind, thigh? Is it anger or celebration?

thislido · 27/04/2019 08:06

I’m being advertised a Buffalo Non Return Valve by The Flood Company. A warning? Hmm

AuntieCorruption · 27/04/2019 08:45

Morning this I was just wondering re the wind. Is it wrath or just symptomatic of thigh's recent bowel troubles?

I'm getting Avon ads, and also new builds in Runcorn! MNHQ I am NOT moving to Runcorn so just get that out of your head!! Hmm

AuntieCorruption · 27/04/2019 08:47

Mind you is Runcorn a flood risk area? It could be a warning!

Avon is always a warning!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/04/2019 08:51

The wind is my wrath and bowels combined. It's all pure fart.

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AuntieCorruption · 27/04/2019 08:52

OMT thigh have you seen the trailer for 'Extremely Wicked, Shocking, Evil and Vile'?

Can't wait for it!! TB looks fit!! (Even tho he is Zak Efron in this case which will account for some of it!)

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/04/2019 08:53

They're fucking desperate for be to go to Aberystwyth or Austin, Texas. Make up your minds FOE i will banquish you!

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AuntieCorruption · 27/04/2019 08:56

What are 'Wink Slots' ? Confused

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/04/2019 08:58

DT no, when and where is this on! It really does sound like my cup of tea. Currently tucking in to Phantom Prince. Do you want to borrow it when I've finished?

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AuntieCorruption · 27/04/2019 09:05

It's out on Netflix 3rd May. It might go a bit quiet in Thighland that day!

I wouldn't mind reading that thigh thank you kindly! Mind you, can you get it on kindle? I find it easier to read than actual print these days with my shit eyesight (that's why I'm so not fussy with men, can't see them properly, all look the same to me!)

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/04/2019 09:06

A wink slot? A gloryhole obviously.

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waxahatchee · 27/04/2019 09:12

I've got this one this morning, anyone else had it?

Do you have problems? I can solve them all.
waxahatchee · 27/04/2019 09:13

The person in the picture has been eating glow sticks or something

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/04/2019 09:22

Oh dear, they've discovered that our guts and arses are our weak spots.

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thislido · 27/04/2019 11:55

If only we could monetise our gas and shit.

Nowaypast · 27/04/2019 12:33

Morning all. The wind kept me up all night. Which leads me to a very troubling question - why do we count sheep as opposed to other animals when trying to sleep? I can advise that sheep don't work anyway.

This wasn't there a plan to sell our fat?

thislido · 27/04/2019 12:34

I nee my fat for warmth now the weather has turned.

On the weird thread, they all count everything, all the time.