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THERE ARE NO FLAWS WITH MY PLAN

Any plan hatched in Thighland is a good plan.

indiana you just abdicate and become Queen Mother. There is endless gin.

Caroline I read one of them twice, by accident. It was only as I got towards the end that I realised I already knew what was going to happen.

Bears. Bears are the best animals to raise children. Just look at Balloo in the Jungle Book. They sleep alot too and underground so that must be a good thing. Move to Canada or Alaska. Lots of bears there.

What wine pairs best with 2 children fighting??

Buckfast. Give them a bottle each. Guaranteed to have them kicking the shit out of each other.

Knitter for your plan to work optimally, you should either go to bed at 2.30am or 3.40 am. This will mean you catch the right point of the sleep cycle to wake up. Then the deadline will make you fast.

I wish I was joking about this knowledge

Thank you this and Caroline I’m going to it stuff in the dishwasher- paper plates are on the shopping list.

Actually the thought of as much exercise as getting on the floor to roll has made me stand up.

four that is an excellent idea. And great for tourism!

lido so many overlooked authors didn't get the cult following, e.g. Diana Wynne Jones.

I loved DWJ. I notice you're avoiding the question about having had Harry.

A lady never tells.

Who's after my Throne?! You do realise what's involved in wanking and droning on and on and on for 8/9/10 threads don't you?

No thigh, please could you elaborate on what is involved in wanking and droning? I've been giving some thought to my role in thighland, especially as I am the proud recipient of a thmedal. How do you all feel about appointing me as the poet thlaureate? I haven't written any poetry, true, but early reviews indicate that FoxyMothers will be a huuuuge earner. Naturally, all profit will go towards the Harvesting Suitable Organs cause?

And of course I'm willing to do all necesssry publicity - as long as I don't have to get out of bed.

You must apply with a thoem.

Well that's put paid to that idea then ...

There once was a goddess called Thigh,
Whose threads make me laugh til i cry,
She'd wank and she'd drone,
She’s a wondrous crone,
And now i must go, so goodbye.

I visited Thighland, one day,
And really, what can i say?
There were hatchets and chainsaws,
Slags, sluts, and old whores
'Twas truly a place i could stay.

Thigh’s wisdom is great,
It's getting so late,
Would she tell me to sleep?
Or just count some sheep?
For the answer, I’ll just have to wait.

Have i scared everyone away with my thoems?

I have one full day in New York to spend. What do I do?

managed go to the tenements museum. If you really feel you must go up a tall building, do the Rockefeller rather than Empire State - less queues and you get the view of the Empire State Building.

You thoems are excellent Dog.

Th'morning!!

Yes lovely thoems Dog I wish I could write thoetry !

Dog apologies for my thabsence, i loved your thoems very much. What I liked best about them is how they were all about me. I also enjoyed the thlattery.