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Both. You'll see that no one ever drinks it though. Caffeine would hamper the valiantly low key efforts of the actors.

Steve drank some once, before he chased that baddie out the building. That's how he did his back in and demonstrated very realistic wincing, fuelled by my coffee.

Where's Elsa? She could dig you a outdoorsy toilet pit in no time thigh.

I am best friends* with Vicky McClure, I’ll get her here.

*i walked past her once in Sainsbury’s about ten years ago

Is one of you on holiday with me? I saw this on the beach and for once it wasn’t me.

Are you in Thawaii Reginald, our colony?

Are you sure you didn't do a art on the beach? You're very artistic and probably did it subconsciously.

My bowels have settled you'll be relieved to hear, perhaps the evil forces have abated. Or are pissing up at Jamaica Inn.

Sorry I missed the party last night (but then, when don't i?) Was engaged in the very wholesome activity of decorating Easter eggs. It's pretty much impossible to make an egg look like a genital of either gender.
But speaking of thigh or not thigh, what about the Gilmore Girls? Do you all agree that Lorelai is thigh? She watches a lot of crap TV, doesn't cook or clean and lives on snax.

Rory is defnilly not thigh. Too ambitious and earnest.

Discuss among yourselves.

Oh and I need your advice as to whether to marry my DP. Despite having taught chemistry and biology and possessing advanced gardening skillz, he refuses to set me up with either a meth lab or a cannabis farm.

It's been a long time since I watched Breaking Bad. Can someone remind me which kind of tub is best for dissolving bodies in acid in? So your bathroom floor doesn't cave in?

Don’t ask me, I just dip them in haunted wax and sell them as servants/ornaments.

I don't watch Gilmore Girls Baker but I do feel The Derry Girls are Thigh as are The Golden Girls.

But are Girls Aloud?

Cheryl - not thigh!

Don't marry your dp, he is not doing exactly what you want him to. As per your final q. I should say you could dispose of bodies in some sort of outside water butt, maybe nail varnish remover would suffice, but no need to spoil the finish on your bath tub!

Oooo! Easter japes! We could all paint hairy labia on eggs or 'dewy' snakes eyes.
I will have to kill my family as they will be aghast (once again) and may well try to section me as I paint.
That's fine by me.
I've had enough of their determined fishy-ness on Good Friday.
I plonk in front of them and deliberately eat a Melton Mowbray.
They don't half tut.
I rolled my rotten eggs down the bank last Easter Sunday, they were still on my ovaries but it was obvious what I was doing.
Did they appreciate my atheist nod to their festival?
No. The fuckers did not.

Grace Jones is a Head Thighster.

Dennis Hopper was a prickly twat as well, I liked him.

I hear you Lad.

Dennis, Thigh

Rock Hudson, unThigh

Nick Nolte???

Thigh!!!! Emergency!!! New thread needed!!!

Love and kisses and newly acquired RPG

Oh is it that time already?

Ok let's all be ready this time!

Will-i-Am - Thigh (and maybe an alien)

Baker Marry you DP, one day your desire for meth and spliffs will recede.
You will want a tidy garden to look out on.
If he continues to get RIGHT ON YOUR NERVES, hold them.
Hold your nerves.
At done stage, post marriage, it will become apparent to you that you've wasted years of your life with them.
Then, then...you won't care about the bathroom floor.
You will just know, it was all for the best, the kindest thing, you explored every avenue.
And?
A pension!
Mortgage free!
No fart smells unless it's you or the dog.
Ditto snores.
In the interim, have integral garage built.
We will help you with the rest.
P.s. save your veg peelings, some lovely, intelligent and determined piggies are coming to stay.

Sorry cabal, was Tom and Dick all day. Did fix the toilet though so didn't have to shit in garden with the dogs. I'm quite prepared to though should i be under attack again.

Baker plastic bathtub or everything will crash through several stories splattering partially dissolved but handsome drug dealer everywhere.

Baker i agree with Lad as ever. Marry DP as his advanced gardening skillz could be useful come the apocalypse.

Also with his chemistry and biology knowledge he can make us poison and bombs.

When you get bored of him we'll harvest his organs and keep him in an iron lung for a jape.

Preg which one of them fancies you most? Does Steve speak Scottish between takes? Does Ted say Jesus, Mary and Joseph continuously?

I don't know if we could behave well enough if Kate was here. She might hate us for being lazy, rude, unpleasant and disgusting. You never know, some people are weird.

There's a new thread

But i have to finish this one first

Heading over to thread number 10, will nobody ever save/stop us