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I would like to help you, don't be afraid

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pineapplebryanbrown · 10/04/2019 18:24

I'm a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I'm unfettered by either knowledge or training. Please step inside my friendly advice clinic staffed with a team of kindly agony aunts.

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MrsCatE · 15/04/2019 07:10

Stealth sultana bran back? That's not good. Send out the bat signal for Hellenback and release Elsa.

Also, shit in the garden. Or just stick arse out of hole in the wall.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/04/2019 07:32

Cat i thought you and BC were guarding us as we sleep?

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DanglyTassles · 15/04/2019 07:33

I don't think sultana bran or saag aloo are the best things to eat when you've nowhere to shit thigh , but yes you can fertilise your own rose with it now! I wonder why you want sultana bran? Is it because of too much cock cake?

Love my chair Dog 😍

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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/04/2019 07:38

DT i just love it, so delicious. I have to limit myself to a bowl a day but sometimes i go wild and have up to 3. Think of it as a branover.

I'm extremely vulnerable, to be expected with all the jealousy.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/04/2019 07:41

I wonder if it's Gwynny? Maybe she's desperate to consciously couple with us? It seems likely.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/04/2019 07:44

I wonder if Gwynny has it in her to reverse achieve Thighdom? She'd have to admit, at least to herself, that she's a filthy slag.

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DanglyTassles · 15/04/2019 07:51

Is it true that she was BFFs with Madonna but they fell out because Madonna was whoring around Chris Martin?

It's either true or I made it up.

waxahatchee · 15/04/2019 08:26

That Vulva dress is spectacular!

waxahatchee · 15/04/2019 08:28

Can we all get these?

LovelyCocksReg · 15/04/2019 08:31

Ooooooooo dog they are nice

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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/04/2019 10:29

DT yes i think Gwynny and Madonna were besties for a while. Don't remember tales of Mads slagging it up with Wet Chris, is he her type though? Can't see it.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/04/2019 10:31

Pink is very Thigh, I'd even be buds with her. But no visiting.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/04/2019 10:33

I wonder if hellen is in Line of Duty? I think she's in the network of bent coppers and is shagging Nige with the pretend limp.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/04/2019 10:35

@hellenbackagen

Are you in Line of Duty? Are you H?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/04/2019 10:39

No answer, I'll take that as an admission of guilt.

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Preggosaurus9 · 15/04/2019 10:42

I'm in Line of Duty. I made the coffees

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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/04/2019 11:18

Preg on screen or as crew?

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DanglyTassles · 15/04/2019 11:20

OMT is Hellen Kate??

Preg Are you Kate??

DanglyTassles · 15/04/2019 11:23

Please let Kate be here!

< prays to Thigh (the omnipresent 'Thigh-Consciousness' rather than the person thigh who probs cannot make Kate be here) >

DanglyTassles · 15/04/2019 11:24

Is anyone Steve?

DanglyTassles · 15/04/2019 11:28

Yes to Pink!!

Is anyone Pink?

DanglyTassles · 15/04/2019 11:29

Project are you Pink?

Wax I feel that you are Pink!

DanglyTassles · 15/04/2019 11:32

I love Vicky McClur who is Kate!

Loved her in "This is England" too!

She seems very Thigh

MrsCatE · 15/04/2019 12:16

Thigh I was patrolling the battlements with BastardCat. Admittedly, BC is a bit off his game because of nightly uncontrollable bloodlust - sorry about the dead milkman with his throat ripped out on your front lawn. At least it will scare off those pesky kids and you will be pleased to know that BC fell into a deep sated sleep immediately after, when the sun came up. Unfortunately, I do have carry around a light proof wooden box around with soil spooned out from the Vet's waiting room yucca plant but it ain't heavy etc.

The threat must have come from inside; look closely with beady eyes at your Generals - could somebody be planning a coup? Perhaps somebody fed up with dealing with the Germans, French (let alone the DUP) at close quarters? Just saying . . .

MrsCatE · 15/04/2019 12:18

P.s. I am not Pink.

Prince is Thigh.

Michael Jackson unthigh - he kids too much (allegedly)