I would like to help you, don't be afraid

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I'm a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I'm unfettered by either knowledge or training. Please step inside my friendly advice clinic staffed with a team of kindly agony aunts.

DT when being pineapplecore i had to set my alarm, post, then go back to sleep.

Although it may have been nothing more sinister than that was the time the old thread filled up. Personally, I prefer the conspiracy theory.

What dedication, Thigh

mozart find someone else who's also just moved house and arrange to swap boxes. You will be so motivated by nosiness those boxes will get unpacked in no time. (Choose someone your own size)

Otherwise, your original plan is sound. Marie Kondo would be very proud of you!

Dog too much possibly? Sometimes I wonder if it's possible to take a joke too far, then I have a nap.

The army matches as one.

I shall catch up properly later but I would like to register my displeasure at how few people thanked us for our Sterling advice last night.

Pooter your domesticity is showing again

Small s sterling. I don’t believe i advised about FX.

Marches ffs. Matched marching maybe

I imagining Pooter looks like this

Hey I'm not domestic, I am only trying to help!

Re the secret thigh reveal, is it anything like this?

That's a point, This, people haven't asked us for much financial advice. I'm sure we'd be excellent at that, too.

Pooter, that's exactly the position i am in now, right down to the creepy side eye and over wide grin.

Pooter that's it exactly but walking and without the smile, but with the side eye.

dog I look a bit like this.

Or does dangly ?

I forget. Anyway, it's one of us.

Thislido pretty sure we never get thanked, this is because we piss about making ourselves laugh at our own jokes

Knitter said thank you. Are you at the airport Knitter?

She was drunk though.

Mozart make a den with the boxes and retreat from real life.

DT you also said bear rather than bare. I’d rather not bear anyone else’s arse, mine is heavy enough.

Feet at quarter to three? Are you one of those wooden artist’s dolls? I can stretch to about 7 mins to 2.

And that’s sitting down.

The greeting would be a whoop of recognition. Hail Thister! I don’t think we should miss the opportunity to make an exhibition of ourselves.

Only you could have been pineapppecore now I think of it, Thigh. She had such sinister undertones.

The bare/bear homophobe has always confused me. I also struggle with pursue which should be spelled persue.