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I would like to help you, don't be afraid

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pineapplebryanbrown · 10/04/2019 18:24

I'm a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I'm unfettered by either knowledge or training. Please step inside my friendly advice clinic staffed with a team of kindly agony aunts.

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ProjectGainsborough · 14/04/2019 21:50

Uh oh. In my fevered state I happened upon a thread about Jilly Cooper this morning and have now dipped my toe into the world of Jilly. Am I evicted?

I am an intellectual really, I just really like stories about cock.

ProjectGainsborough · 14/04/2019 21:50

Margaret Atwood has to be thigh

CarolinePooter · 14/04/2019 21:51

Thigh

Kenny Everett

Unthigh

Stephen Fry

ProjectGainsborough · 14/04/2019 21:52

Rik Mayall: also Thigh

CarolinePooter · 14/04/2019 21:56

Sad face, loved Rik xxx

CarolinePooter · 14/04/2019 21:58

Eddie Izzard

not thigh but fancies himself to be thigh

CarolinePooter · 14/04/2019 22:00

Sandy Toksvig

Not thigh

Jennifer and Dawn

Extremely thigh

ProjectGainsborough · 14/04/2019 22:04

Ps - run of the mill sick thigh, no jizz sandwiches.

pooter the Dark Lord is basically Rik reincarnated, so there is hope.

CarolinePooter · 14/04/2019 22:11

project this is my oldest grandson's favourite t shirt. He is a massive fan.

I would like to help you, don't be afraid
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pineapplebryanbrown · 14/04/2019 22:11

Hugh Grant - Thigh

Elizabeth Dress - so Unthigh

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CarolinePooter · 14/04/2019 22:13

God, so true. At least he's finally donated to the gene pool.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 14/04/2019 22:14

Atwood yes, totes Thigh

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DanglyTassles · 14/04/2019 22:14

Freddie Mercury

Thigh

Chris Martin

Not thigh

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pineapplebryanbrown · 14/04/2019 22:15

Madonna - Unthigh

Toyah/Cyndi - Thigh

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DanglyTassles · 14/04/2019 22:16

Is Madonna thigh?

She's a bit of an old slapped so I'd say so on balance! A bit too 'driven' though?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 14/04/2019 22:16

OMT - Gwynny and Chris! V v v Unthigh

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DanglyTassles · 14/04/2019 22:17

Yay you confirmed with an x-post !!

CarolinePooter · 14/04/2019 22:17

Cher

Thigh

Sonny Bono

Never really thigh

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pineapplebryanbrown · 14/04/2019 22:18

Madonna - diet n exercise fiend but plenty chutzpah

We'll award her a cankle

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pineapplebryanbrown · 14/04/2019 22:19

Chrissy Hynde - Thigh

Kirstie Allsopp - v Unthigh

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ProjectGainsborough · 14/04/2019 22:20

pooter I’ve just tracked that tee shirt down and will be purchasing as soon as I can be arsed to measure the DL

DanglyTassles · 14/04/2019 22:20

Hazel O'Connor

Thigh

Suzi Quattro

Unthigh

ProjectGainsborough · 14/04/2019 22:21

Olivia Coleman: Thigh

ProjectGainsborough · 14/04/2019 22:22

Tess Daly: not Thigh

CarolinePooter · 14/04/2019 22:22

Olivia Colman

Thigh

Phoebe double barrel

Not thigh