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I would like to help you, don't be afraid

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pineapplebryanbrown · 10/04/2019 18:24

I'm a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I'm unfettered by either knowledge or training. Please step inside my friendly advice clinic staffed with a team of kindly agony aunts.

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DanglyTassles · 14/04/2019 22:22

Ozzie Osbourne

Too thigh for words

Axle Rose

Not thigh

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pineapplebryanbrown · 14/04/2019 22:23

Sharon Horgan - Thigh

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DanglyTassles · 14/04/2019 22:24

Kate Bush

Thigh

DanglyTassles · 14/04/2019 22:25

Bonnie Langford

Far from Thigh

ProjectGainsborough · 14/04/2019 22:27

Carrie Fisher: so Thigh

Also Han Solo, I mean Harrison Ford

DanglyTassles · 14/04/2019 22:27

Oh yes neither Tess or Vernon can be at all thigh!

CarolinePooter · 14/04/2019 22:27

Project crosspost! Coleman spelling you are right.

*Thigh YY Sharon Horgan, also Glinner

ProjectGainsborough · 14/04/2019 22:27

And Chewbacca, he’s def one of us

ProjectGainsborough · 14/04/2019 22:28

The hive mind is working pooter!

CarolinePooter · 14/04/2019 22:29

Yes!!

DanglyTassles · 14/04/2019 22:30

Tom Cruise

NOT thigh

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pineapplebryanbrown · 14/04/2019 22:34

George Michael - Thigh

Elton - Unthigh

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DanglyTassles · 14/04/2019 22:36

Jarvis Cocker - thigh

LovelyCocksReg · 14/04/2019 22:36

I have been designing a house for us all and I’ve found us some furniture.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 14/04/2019 22:37

But Katie Holmes? Certainly pulled a Thigh move on TC. I'm going to give her a cankle.

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LovelyCocksReg · 14/04/2019 22:37

And a nice wedding dress.

DanglyTassles · 14/04/2019 22:39

OMT!! Reg I must have it!!

The dress!! I want it for best! 😍

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pineapplebryanbrown · 14/04/2019 22:40

Oh Reginald do you think these were intentional? Certainly they are v Thigh for our castle with moat and drawbridge.

I wonder what shape our swimming pool should be, obvs the Jacuzzi is fanny shaped.

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DanglyTassles · 14/04/2019 22:41

Our new sofa upholstery pairs nicely with our cakes!

CarolinePooter · 14/04/2019 22:41

Reg!

Also,

Here is one of our household goddesses

Thighness personified!

I would like to help you, don't be afraid
LovelyCocksReg · 14/04/2019 22:43

Cock!

I would like to help you, don't be afraid
DogHairEverywhere · 14/04/2019 23:12

Sorry i missed the party, i see all the cakes have been eaten. I was waiting for my ebay order to arrive.

I would like to help you, don't be afraid
DogHairEverywhere · 14/04/2019 23:14

Reg can i donate a table i made to your Thigh house

I would like to help you, don't be afraid
DogHairEverywhere · 14/04/2019 23:16

Dangly, this chair made me think of you.

I would like to help you, don't be afraid
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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/04/2019 06:57

We were clearly too jubilant last night.

I've been attacked in my sleep, there's literally no other explanation. I've somehow been eating sultana bran and aloo sag again and that's not like me.

The toilet is not filling so having to jiggle things and fill with jug. Nothing will beat me, I'm quite prepared to follow the dogs' example and shit in the garden.

That'd stop the cheery bastard children from next door from ruining my life by saying Hello.

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