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I would like to help you, don't be afraid

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pineapplebryanbrown · 10/04/2019 18:24

I'm a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I'm unfettered by either knowledge or training. Please step inside my friendly advice clinic staffed with a team of kindly agony aunts.

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DanglyTassles · 14/04/2019 19:20

Not sure what this is but we can try it later with lashings of mayonaise!

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LadAlive · 14/04/2019 19:30

Scrumptious!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 14/04/2019 19:30

C'mon Proj show us yer art.

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DanglyTassles · 14/04/2019 19:34

This'll be us later! Look at thislido !!

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waxahatchee · 14/04/2019 19:35

Hi Everyone! I have actually made a birthing cake to share with everyone, it took bloody ages to get the right colour for the flaps!

DanglyTassles · 14/04/2019 19:43

wax that is hilarious Grin Here load up your plate with skin of the blowfish and a bit of fried bullfrog and a tasty splodge of sea cucumber side!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 14/04/2019 19:44

I made one for Wanky Wayne (your bf Project)

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pineapplebryanbrown · 14/04/2019 19:48

Here's some of Dangly's promotional material

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DanglyTassles · 14/04/2019 19:48

thigh here's your one! Oh how I slaved away!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 14/04/2019 19:55

Thanks, Dangles I've hunted high and low for a big enough cock!

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DanglyTassles · 14/04/2019 19:56

Cakes for everyone!

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waxahatchee · 14/04/2019 20:01

I just want you to know that I did ACTUALLY make my cake! I'm rubbish at art and poems though. Can we do virtual riots now??

DanglyTassles · 14/04/2019 20:15

It's not that I doubt your word wax but could you show us the doll's head doing another activity?

Oh yes we can go and shoot em up now! I just found this on the pavement in the village!

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MrsCatE · 14/04/2019 20:16

Thigh! We are not worthy - how didn't we understand, the truth; you are BRITTANIA resurrected!

DanglyTassles · 14/04/2019 20:20

MrsC is right! We are not worthy!! Thank you thigh for two happy months!

waxahatchee · 14/04/2019 20:28

Okay you got me Dangly. I did make it, but not today and the head is gone along with the cake. My friend loved it though, she would fit right in in thighland!!
I've only recently been welcomed in to your glorious haven and want to say thank you for the laughs, happy Anniversary!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 14/04/2019 20:30

wax what laughs? Hmm These are PLANS!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 14/04/2019 20:35

All a joint effort and collaboration.

GUN CAKE 🎂

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waxahatchee · 14/04/2019 20:35

Oh shit sorry!
The plans are well thought out and it's interesting to watch them develop.

ProjectGainsborough · 14/04/2019 20:36

I’m a wee bit under the weather, so not sure it counts as a art, but I DID get out of bed to find a pen and everything

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DanglyTassles · 14/04/2019 20:37

wax that's a wonderful cake! Perfect for birth of th'nation!! Have you got your birthing dress on and your hotdog mask?

ProjectGainsborough · 14/04/2019 20:37

Does the Dark Lord have 666 on his ear? How did you know??

ProjectGainsborough · 14/04/2019 20:38

Gosh I’d like to eat that gun

waxahatchee · 14/04/2019 20:41

All dressed up here Dangly, family are looking at me a bit weirdly.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 14/04/2019 20:45

What you actually need to eat is this Project

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