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I would like to help you, don't be afraid

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pineapplebryanbrown · 10/04/2019 18:24

I'm a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I'm unfettered by either knowledge or training. Please step inside my friendly advice clinic staffed with a team of kindly agony aunts.

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DanglyTassles · 14/04/2019 20:46

Super, that is, Project

I was under the weather too the other night, in case you missed it I went to bed early and dreamed we had a Thighland day out! I was next to you, Thigh was in front of us and thislido was driving and being our tour guide! Everyone was on the coach!

We're all going again in our dreams!

wax me too! Dh and my step-darklord think it's my best dress (being the only dress I've been seen in for years now!) The mask is making them a bit skittish though! I'll eat a hot dog for them and show them it's usefulness!

CarolinePooter · 14/04/2019 20:48

Does this work?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 14/04/2019 20:49

I'll be keeping this for myself

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CarolinePooter · 14/04/2019 20:52

This

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CarolinePooter · 14/04/2019 20:53

Oops thought it hadn't worked. BOGOF

ProjectGainsborough · 14/04/2019 20:53

Aw, dangly I can’t wait to sit next to you in your hot dog eating mask. Maybe it would work for penis cake too?

ProjectGainsborough · 14/04/2019 20:54

Do you think she’s hiding a weapon in her muff pooter?

ProjectGainsborough · 14/04/2019 20:54

The one on her wrist

DanglyTassles · 14/04/2019 20:56

I think it would depend on the thinness of the penis Project ! It could work for a needle dick cake!

DanglyTassles · 14/04/2019 20:58

That one would NOT fit through my hot dog eating mask! Shock

ProjectGainsborough · 14/04/2019 21:14

You can have the first one dangly. I don’t think thigh is prepared to let go of the second. In fact, I can see her hand clamped round it...

CarolinePooter · 14/04/2019 21:14

project I think it's. probably a small can of mace

thislido · 14/04/2019 21:20

Thisters, I haven’t caught up because real life has intervened, but I just wanted to pop on to express my love of all things Thigh. I will be back xx

CarolinePooter · 14/04/2019 21:26

lido !! (Waves) Come back soon!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 14/04/2019 21:28

Cake lady's 2nd job

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pineapplebryanbrown · 14/04/2019 21:32

Look! It's Jackie Kennedy!

I would like to help you, don't be afraid
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ProjectGainsborough · 14/04/2019 21:33

Ah boo lido we'll save some penis cake for you.

thigh that thing would make an excellent hat.

DanglyTassles · 14/04/2019 21:37

See you ASAP this ❤️

wax can do these cakes!!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 14/04/2019 21:38

Damn, my eye gleamed when i thought it said Caroline Lady

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pineapplebryanbrown · 14/04/2019 21:40

It would explain everything to discover that Poot had knitted herself.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 14/04/2019 21:42

Are you sick PG? Did you accept a sandwich from a managee?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 14/04/2019 21:46

Been categorising female authors thigh/unthigh

Thigh

Emily Bronte
Jean Rhys
Angela Carter

Unthigh

Jane Austen
Charlotte Bronte
Enid Blyton
Jilly Cooper

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pineapplebryanbrown · 14/04/2019 21:48

Also Thigh Robert Browning and Rabbie Burns plus Rab C Nesbit

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CarolinePooter · 14/04/2019 21:48

thigh I am knitted out of the cobwebs of regret.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 14/04/2019 21:49

J K Rowling? I'm thinking.......Unthigh!

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