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Thigh? Where is thigh?

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ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 20:30

I’m so confused.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/03/2019 22:38

Pooter probably just vitalite or some jizztype substance.

Remind me what did Hitler say about "to truly deserve the future we must tear asunder the past".

WE are the future and AIBU is the past.

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ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 22:41

THERE WILL BE NO BUTTER IN HELL. BUT THERE WILL BE VITALITE.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/03/2019 22:41

Ah yes Project Schrodinger has returned with his willy willy not. It all makes sense now. Schrodinger is pissed off cos we took the piss out of him for putting a cat in a box.

Therefore he came back as Pauline/Mike willy willy not.

CarolinePooter · 07/03/2019 22:42

Once word gets out victory will be ours!

pineapplebryanbrown · 07/03/2019 22:43

THERE WILL BE VITALITE FOR A THOUSAND THOUSAND YEARS

CarolinePooter · 07/03/2019 22:45

Unless we act NOW!

SmallFastPenguin · 07/03/2019 22:45

Oooh oooh VITALITE!

ideasofmarch · 07/03/2019 22:46

I blundered into a weird extra dimension in AIBU and was pointed in this general direction. Now what?

pineapplebryanbrown · 07/03/2019 22:48

Pooter I'm ready, it's the night of the long knives as far as I'm concerned. Achtung!

What are we doing?

pineapplebryanbrown · 07/03/2019 22:49

ideas tell us what is wrong with you and what problems you need solving. We can fix / cure anything.

pineapplebryanbrown · 07/03/2019 22:51

Ideas DON'T BE AFRAID OF US Wink

CarolinePooter · 07/03/2019 22:52

Look at AIBU, it is a death cult. People are fleeing in increasing numbers. Thighland shimmers on the horizon like a pissy Shangri La. Once the word gets out, others will follow. To Victory!

MysticReg · 07/03/2019 22:53

I am a total cunt for the butter though. Will Vitalite suffice when I wake up in the morning wanting me breakfast?

thislidofullofdeadfish · 07/03/2019 22:56

Make yourself comfortable ideas, here’s a lovely slanket.

pineapplebryanbrown · 07/03/2019 22:56

Reginald we will make human butter.

thislidofullofdeadfish · 07/03/2019 22:56

I bet there’s shake n vac in hell too.

thislidofullofdeadfish · 07/03/2019 22:56

And Chicken Tonight

CarolinePooter · 07/03/2019 22:57

Ideas I too was new here very recently. But already my life has been improved a thousand fold! I have slept so peacefully since I came here. I had no other outlet for my angst, since I have been banned from Twitter (BY MY OWN CHILD) .

thislidofullofdeadfish · 07/03/2019 22:57

I haven’t watched TV since approximately 1995 so my advert knowledge is dated.

pineapplebryanbrown · 07/03/2019 23:00

Thislido shake n vac, i really hate that stuff. Almost as much as Chicken Tonight. I've never understood either of them.

MysticReg · 07/03/2019 23:05

WAIT. One of my haunted mannequins is missing. Did Pauline have a....haunted waxy appearance? They can seem quite lifelike but the test is to set fire to them. If they melt, they were my failed experiment. If they burn like people, you done a murder. Win-win.

pineapplebryanbrown · 07/03/2019 23:07

Oh btw Small sure, i forgive you. There's been so many imposters and thighnappings recently. It's always safest to wait for Dangly's cock to rise so we know which way is up these days. Such troubling times.

pineapplebryanbrown · 07/03/2019 23:09

Reginald she appeared to be a rejuvenated human. She said she'd had her colours done and a lot of plastic surgery.

pineapplebryanbrown · 07/03/2019 23:11

Pooter i forget that you're new. Is it odd joining Thighland? I can't remember what it's like on the outside now.

CarolinePooter · 07/03/2019 23:24

Thigh, it is the promised land for me. Since I have been banished from Twitter (BY MY OWN CHILD) I have wandered in a fog of despair, looking for ways to do small acts of kindness, and people who need me. AIBU is dreadful, Housekeeping is a bit boring, Style and Beauty frightening, Feminism causes ranting to my family, Chat OK. Thighland is a cause I can truly help with ;-) And I already had a slanket!