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Thigh? Where is thigh?

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ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 20:30

I’m so confused.

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SmallFastPenguin · 07/03/2019 22:09

Yes we in Thighland do not condone murdering 'husband's (except in very rare circumstances) so Pauline must be stopped.

pineapplebryanbrown · 07/03/2019 22:09

Yes! Yes we will kill her and harvest her healthy organs.

She told me to lose weight!

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ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 22:10

Let’s see how much she weighs when she’s minus her liver

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/03/2019 22:13

Project that's the spirit. Well done on keeping the cabal in formation whilst i was captured.

CarolinePooter · 07/03/2019 22:14

Thigh, I wonder if she engineered the whole thing. Sure, we saw some pompous misogynistic waffle, and a pretty impressive dick pic. BUT, I wonder if it was all a gigantic scam? Pauline was obviously a double agent from AIBU. Were Pauline and her so-believable husband ever seen together? I think not. But why has AIBU done this to us? THIS IS WAR.

pineapplebryanbrown · 07/03/2019 22:15

Small actually we want women to feel free to turn to us for disposal advice. The murder must be their own decision.

Kleptronic · 07/03/2019 22:17

It's freaking me out that Gainsborough is blue and thigh is not.

pineapplebryanbrown · 07/03/2019 22:18

Pooter that's what I'd like to know, WHY?!

We don't bother anyone, pissing in our slankets, eating snax and problem solving.

Someone in power wants us dead.

pineapplebryanbrown · 07/03/2019 22:21

Pooter yes, you've decoded some of the mystery! You're Alan Turing aren't you?

Mike wasn't real, Pauline pretended to Kill her husband and eat an enormous roast dinner to impress us.

DanglyTassles · 07/03/2019 22:21

So are we saying ... are we saying that Mike and Pauline were ... THE SAME PERSON???

If so I have a bigger dick than Pauline, the beeeyatch!

DanglyTassles · 07/03/2019 22:22

Oh ok that then!

DanglyTassles · 07/03/2019 22:22

But did she have a willy?

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ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 22:24

She knew our weak spot. Killing your husband and eating an enormous roast dinner. I’m sure it would appeal to so many

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SmallFastPenguin · 07/03/2019 22:24

Thigh I must admit to doubting you not once but thrice before dangly's cock appeared in the East. However now you have feasted on snax and donned your pissy slanket you are clearly showing your great inner Thigh once more.

So may I apologise and ask you to solve my problem I meant to test you with as only you can. I have copied and pasted so you don't need to leave your couch.

Since my dh is getting made redundant and will be earning less I have applied for a second job which I don't really want as it will eat into my nap time. Now dh complains it also means I won't be able to walk the dog and cook dinner at my usual time. Should I go ahead with my application?

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ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 22:25

How many willies do you need Dangly??

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/03/2019 22:26

Dangly fair point, let's explore that. Does Pauline have multiple personality disorder and think she killed Mike. Or did she make up a murdered husband to impress us. Or is she a bone fide murderer? I think Naked might have to do a sum for working that one out.

pineapplebryanbrown · 07/03/2019 22:28

Small fuck no. Make your husband apply for the proposed second job he was happy for you to apply for.

pineapplebryanbrown · 07/03/2019 22:29

Small also - do you or do you not have an integral garage?

pineapplebryanbrown · 07/03/2019 22:31

Small in fact as a punishment for expecting dinner cooked for him at all he needs to have your face tattooed on his willy. Full size.

CarolinePooter · 07/03/2019 22:32

It's the same old story, a land grab of course. AIBU wants all our natural resources, our intellectual capital above all. Nobody wants to go to AIBU these days, they are a spent force...But they cannot compete. Thighland offers a life lived free from fear, and no passive aggressive bollocks. We stand for regular naps and high calorie snacks, lovely pissy blankets and fuck boys. AIBU can't compete, and they know it. Why on earth would anyone prefer AIBU to thighland? As Amos Starkadder declared in Cold Comfort Farm: THERE'LL BE NO BUTTER IN HELL

pineapplebryanbrown · 07/03/2019 22:34

Dangly interesting point, did Pauline have a willy. I'm just not sure, if she did it must have been very small. Too small for me to spot. I'm not the greatest at spotting small willies until it's all too late though.

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ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 22:35

I tried to be friendly and invite them over here. I think it just sounded deranged and creepy, but I did try to free them from their shackles. I want that remembered.

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ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 22:36

Schroedingers willy

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SmallFastPenguin · 07/03/2019 22:36

Thank you oh great one, I knew it was a mistake and I was losing touch with my inner Thigh to think it. We must make sure we are kept safe from the evil Pauline and her AIBU fiends or she may prey on the weak minds like mine and I will be off to Weight watchers and take up cleaning as a hobby like Mrs Hinch.

CarolinePooter · 07/03/2019 22:37

Project they have been brainwashed.