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Thigh? Where is thigh?

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ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 20:30

I’m so confused.

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thislidofullofdeadfish · 07/03/2019 20:58

What if Thigh hoovers?

SmallFastPenguin · 07/03/2019 20:58

The Dark Lord will organise and weaponise his new brainy cohort and he will soon be in charge of the country. On the plus side we won't have to worry about Brexit.

thislidofullofdeadfish · 07/03/2019 20:59

Maybe she’s in AIBU

DanglyTassles · 07/03/2019 20:59

It IS a sign, but what is it telling us?

Kleptronic · 07/03/2019 20:59

Thigh hoovering is a bad sign. If it weren't for the no guests rule I'd say we should go round and chloroform her. But hey rules.

thislidofullofdeadfish · 07/03/2019 21:00

The pigs are on our side

DanglyTassles · 07/03/2019 21:00

thislido is correct, the beyaatch may well have thigh hoovering right now!!!

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ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 21:02

Small dammit, I didn’t think about that.

What else would awaken the sleeping rage of thigh? Make her so full of righteous that she would return to us?

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DanglyTassles · 07/03/2019 21:02

She'll be posting threads on AIBU next!

Then on Housekeeping!!

SmallFastPenguin · 07/03/2019 21:02

I think she is in AIBU wearing a suit and telling people to eat less and move more.

DanglyTassles · 07/03/2019 21:02

Shall we all sing Born Free at the top of our lungs?

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ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 21:03

We could do the hakke doble?

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ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 21:05

Thigh. I’m taking up jogging. I’ve given the gold hot pants back to Kylie and she’s wearing them as an overcoat.

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ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 21:05

Come on Thigh!

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DanglyTassles · 07/03/2019 21:06

We tried the Hakka Doble

We even tried to get her to eat a chocolate cake to SAVE HER OWN DOGS LIFE ... but she just said she was low-carbing Sad

Kleptronic · 07/03/2019 21:07

BOOORN FREEEE...

I also think we should start a thread purely to enrage her. Something like, my boyfriend wants to eat my dog be housed, clothed and fed and me give him sex and money, should I fall in with this to prove my love?

DanglyTassles · 07/03/2019 21:08

I feel faint ...

< sound of inner thighs crashing to floor >

SmallFastPenguin · 07/03/2019 21:10

Do you think she has become a manager?

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ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 21:19

Worse. A manager of a slimming club?

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ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 21:21

This is terrible. I can’t pretend to be jogging any more. I’m lying in my slanket pissing myself and eating hula hoops.

Thigh come back! Just bring Pauline to us, we’ll deal with her. I bet her organs are lovely and fresh

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ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 21:22

Klept my boyfriend wants me to choose between him and my dog (and then eat him)??

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DanglyTassles · 07/03/2019 21:31

My boyfriend has demanded I lose 5 stone so I will be size 0 and then I must have a tit job and then clean the house daily in slutty gear while he watches porn all day or chats to other women on Tinder.

I'm so confused shall I marry him?

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ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 21:34

My manager wants me to stay late tonight. I’m really tired but it might help me get a promotion. What should I do?

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Gettingnowhere · 07/03/2019 21:36

Just about to post on the "Favourite Vegetable" thread on AIBU when I discovered this...

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3527214-To-have-hoped-my-disciples-would-have-saved-me-before-now

SHE'S ALIVE! ALIVE!

DanglyTassles · 07/03/2019 21:37

Getting you beauty!!