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Thigh? Where is thigh?

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ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 20:30

I’m so confused.

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ProjectGainsborough · 27/03/2019 20:26

Spleen of sympathy. God someone stop me. Please

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DanglyTassles · 27/03/2019 20:28

I ID Shin is Pauline!!

No surrender!!

Weaponise people of thigh!! We are under th'attack of silliness again!!

Shinofsolace · 27/03/2019 20:30

How about "Crotch of Comfort"? "Rectum of Respite"?

pineapplebryanbrown · 27/03/2019 20:31

Arsehole of despair

PettyLaBelle · 27/03/2019 20:33

Scrotum of solitude.

pineapplebryanbrown · 27/03/2019 20:34

Pancreas of Pity

Shinofsolace · 27/03/2019 20:35

These suggestions are great. I feel we're really getting somewhere now

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ProjectGainsborough · 27/03/2019 20:36

Shin ‘crotch of comfort’ is what I have on my business card.

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Shinofsolace · 27/03/2019 20:37

Project do you sell fabric softener?

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ProjectGainsborough · 27/03/2019 20:37

Anus of alms

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ProjectGainsborough · 27/03/2019 20:38

It’s a sideline, yes Shin

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/03/2019 20:47

Appendix of anger.

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ProjectGainsborough · 27/03/2019 20:47

I’m just catching up.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY THIGH!!!!

Shin who ARE you? I’m not sure whether to chat to you or shank you. But then it is often thus...

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Shinofsolace · 27/03/2019 20:49

Who are any of us, really?

pineapplebryanbrown · 27/03/2019 20:52

Thank you for birthday 🎂 wishes Project - is it possible to be too old for Thighland?

pineapplebryanbrown · 27/03/2019 20:53

Shank Shin with a shiv.

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ProjectGainsborough · 27/03/2019 20:54

Never!!! As you know, I myself am 4089 years old. One is never too old, too fat or too outlandishly tattooed for thighland.

Are we going to runout of thread soon?

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Luaa · 27/03/2019 20:55

Thigh I think I'm going to say that unless the steamer is used to steam a fanny that is then served as food, food prepped in there would still be vegan. However I do not recommend eating food cooked in a steamer someone has used to steam their fanny, so I would politely insist they kept my steamer.

*disclaimer - I don't actually own a steamer. I never used it so I ditched it.

pineapplebryanbrown · 27/03/2019 20:56

We are going to run out of thread my dear Project but, like Blofeld, i have taken measures.

pineapplebryanbrown · 27/03/2019 20:58

Luaa where did you ditch it?

Luaa · 27/03/2019 20:59

Down by the river Thigh I thought the fuckboys might need some steamed veg to keep their energy levels up.

pineapplebryanbrown · 27/03/2019 20:59

Seeing as i don't have a steamer i think I'll Gwynny my fanny with my new robot hoover.

Disclaimer: I didn't buy it myself.

pineapplebryanbrown · 27/03/2019 21:01

Ah Luaa the Fuckboys, back when we were young. How i miss their peni.

CarolinePooter · 27/03/2019 21:01

This is a great party, thigh !

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