Thigh? Where is thigh?

[ProjectGainsborough]

I’m so confused.

She sounds a bit whiny are we sure it's her?

There’s a favourite vegetables thread

Small that’s concerning. How will we know it’s rhe real Thigh and not Pauline come for us all?

Mine is chips (with ketchup for 2 of my 5 a day).

Hmm we will ask her something only she would know.

I've not been able to grasp the intricacies of Elsa but I refuse to let that prevent me from declaring Come back thighness!

Lays out slanket and snacks

RRROOOOAAARRRR

Whiny?! You try getting captured, brainwashed and murdered whilst having your slanket torn from you.

Then waking up blind and injured in AIBU.

Has someone prepared a freshly pissed on slanket for me?

HURRAH!! She is back!!

You can let go of my willy now thigh

Born freeeeeeeee

You are being carried on a slanket stretcher. If you piss very gently as we carry you home, it will be just nice!

As free as the Wind Blooooows

It's all pissy slankets, as far as the eye can see.

Oh Dangly thank you, i am home. I am recovered, i ate 4 pancakes smothered in butter and syrup and had my 3rd nap.

Are you ready for murder night? Who’s up? Where’s Pauline? 🥄

thigh here you are, you can have my entire chocolate collection to settle you in!

Project we're on! Let's go and hunt the hoovering witch down!

I got you an Easter egg

Exactly, where is Pauline, that treacherous prick. Still got a fucking demi wave cos of her.

Thigh, what was it like in AIBU? Is it still full of intransigence and bile? Do you need to see a counsellor? We are here for you.

Did you close up the shitting hole in the front door? I feel you’re still vulnerable

Ah you sound much more yourself already I feel almost guilty I made no effort to find you then doubted your identity.

Don't forget that Pauline murdered Mike this morning with the old leg o lamb kerfuffle. Then sucked out my brain.

She is FOE.

Oh yeah! She murdered Mike just out of the blue jfor NO REASON!

What a nob! We'll get her thigh