Thigh? Where is thigh?

[ProjectGainsborough]

I’m so confused.

Aw, you guys. I just got an email from MN to say you remembered me!

I’ve been trapped IRL hell. My megalomania has clearly gotten the better of me. Why would I work when I could be here, pissing in my slanket and farting?

What has been occurring?

Pooter i think rather than steaming my fanny I'll just swish it a bit in the bath. I'll do a bit of a roll from side to side and the resulting swish should suffice.

I think you might have to be vegan to steam your fanny. I think the rules are on goop somewhere.

Done a quick check and Gwyneth is not vegan. She makes some vegan food and sometimes seems to become the worst type of vegan - vegan for health. I cant support anyone who doesn't like a good bit of junk food.

Project thank fuck and all that is Thigh that you are alive. We thought you might've been promoted to head of global food giant Kellogg's and using your power to try to kill me via my sultana bran addiction to hide your past as a facially tattooed slanket pisser.

Hurrah and Hurrah!!

Our beloved Project and Luaa are both back here!!

< Does energetic dance that was both unaccustomed to and was unprepared for >

Gasp!!

Luaa as a vegan can you answer this. Now, i imagine you have a steamer. If someone else steams their fanny using your steamer - would the steamer still be suitable for vegan food preparation?

That dance was worth the effort.

Hm thigh, it wasn’t me! Why sultana bran? Surely just pour the monster munch into your cereal bowl?

Luaa good point. Gwynnie is a macrobiotic. I don’t know what that means though

I've sent Thislido a subliminal message too.

It's about time the old gang were back together. I've been roaming through MN giving considered opinions - which were fucking ignored bunch of slags.

Do you have a link to any of your opinions Thigh? I feel annoyed that I’ve missed them

Project yes, again you have got to the heart of the matter. Why sultana bran? Why all that hidden salt and sugar when i could have obvious salt and sugar? I've been away from Thighland for too long, i forgot to eat enough snax n chox.

Project well I told someone who was dithering about picking up her hubby (Vom) from the airport that she was boring the shit out of me. I gave her the solution which was to drive to the airport, hide round the corner in her car and ram his uber at really high speed screaming surprise

Her response?

She did this -

It’s an inappropriate response to a considered answer. It’s the ONLY solution really.

If you're find there's too much hidden sugar in sultana bran (which you obviously are), you can always make your own sugar free version. PM me for the recipe.

I personally became vegan after I realised what animal fat was doing to my arteries. As well as the environmental impact. Did you know how many gases a farting cow produces?

I have just checked how many Health and Safely laws steaming your privates while being hoisted above a boiling kettle would contravene. The answer is 658.

Of course I don't have Stockholm Syndrome! I love Mr Shin-to-be very much. And we are getting married just as soon as he leaves his bitch wife

It is the ONLY solution.

Sometimes i say to myself would the Dark Lord in Training think this a worthy solution. We can learn much from the child.

WAIT!!!!

Shin of Solace is taunting me! I'm Thigh of Relief.

WHO ARE YOU?

Shin I’ve got a DragonFox dipped in haunted wax I can use to rescue you. It’s good at murdering too if anyone needs that. For a friend, obvs.

Gwynnie can get to fuck if she thinks she’s getting my slanket.

Reg kill Shin - what weapons do you have?

Shinofsolace hmmmm. Acronym SOS. Do you need help Shin? Have you ever gone by the name Pauline?

Elbow of empathy

Armpit of apathy.

I could do this all night.

Project it's not Pauline-Bot, could it be Thislido playing with us?

Pelvis of pity

I think you mean Elbow of Entropy.

Vulva of variety