Thigh? Where is thigh?

[ProjectGainsborough]

I’m so confused.

Cat did you cockmunch your way through CID? It's a dirty job but sometimes you just have to be a knobgobbler to get out of a murder rap.

I've said to a lot of people recently "why does everybody hate me?" I never receive a response. Mostly because i walk away when it's their turn to speak.

Conversations are more fun if you just set your dial to transmission only. Try it with clients, that's really fun.

I think it's time everyone came back, I'm going to hunt everyone down.

6.00 - 6.30 tonight, here for a Thighland meeting.

I'm worried about Project i think the Dark Lord in Training may have been the death of her.

And where's my bride, Naked?

I've sent a broadcast message on AIBU - our radio.

Does anyone know how to do a threadlink from my message on AIBU to here? If so would you do it please.

Link to Thigh's broadcast in AIBU

Klepto other way round - from AIBU to here please. Wish I wasn't so technothick.

mmm i've just woken up from a lovely long nap, my slanket is damp with warm piss, and i've clearly sleep-snacked all my emergency rations. I also seem to have name changed, but i am a Thighland convert (not a spy). I will be checking in at 01800 hours. (assuming I haven't fallen asleep).

'tis done O Thigh.

Thigh! your clarion call has been heard! hurghhhh - hakka doble everyone. Oh Great Benevolent Dictator didn't have to nosh any CID off (difficult with cat's bum mouth anyway) but infected CPS's IT with a virus so they are now ONE OF US.

We have to treat your warrior cry to assemble at 6 to 6.30pm as just that and not a meeting because that could make you .... management ....

BTW anyone see 'Britain's favourite crisps'? If so, is it true Monster Munch didn't make the cut?!! FFS!

Cat very good point! Tis not a meeting but a war cry, I think after such a long break we all need a bit of Thigh's Relief.

Cat's Bum Mouth is good for those with the more petite penis.

Sorry...I fell into a cheesy wotzit induced coma in my slanket. God but I had some great dreams....

slightly annoyed to be conscious again tbh...

M3 no apologies for absence required, this isn't work for fuxake. I'm just glad to see you're alive.

I'm still worried about Project though, she's in a lot of danger living with a crimelord. And what of Dangles - has she been trapped in a working men's club doing an eternal rugby ball / stripper routine. It'll chafe after a while. Even with a bucket fanny like hers (no judgement).

I'm such a neglectful leader, it's because I'm so lazy. It's really hard to run a nation when your hobbies are napping and pissing with snax breaks.

You showed us the way Thigh and that is your greatest gift - who else would have created such a magical nation of wondrous slumbers, cheesy snacks and pissy slankets interspersed with bouts of strenous activity to fight off THEM. No wonder we all need deep sleep in order to re-charge batteries and top up gin IV's.

Getting went missing same time we put down Pauline - just saying ...

Cat you're right of course, Getting did go missing. Was she jealous of our joyful slothfulness and reincarnated herself as Pauline-Bot. After I made her the card stating that she repulsed me she changed. I'm not sure why.

I'm more concerned about Dangly it's a hazardous profession being a novelty strippagram. Has she been trafficked?

I think her language skillz are poor and she communicates only via piss dribbles.

The problem we'll be solving tonight is my crippling addiction to sultana bran. I've looked everywhere for a 12 step programme and there's nothing. I can't continue to manage this in shame and secrecy. I'm up to 3 bowls a day, where will it end?

Sorry thigh am safe, I just forgot to wake up until your clarion call awokened me!

Well I think I told you about my funny dream on t'other thread; was chased by a pack of Jehovah's witnesses' dogs for knocking on their doors to spread the word of th'nation so they took a shine to me, with me being species fluid and part dog myself!

I was about to get spit roasted by a gang of religious obsessive dogs!!

Am ever so glad you called!

Are you sure you're happy to woken from your slumbers, Dangly?! Woof, woof, pant, pant!

Thigh have you adopted species fluidity a la Dangly and morphed into a hamster? Saw you more as a lion - a lion that smokes, wears a pissy slanket and inhales monster munch.

Ooh, happy belated birthday Great Benevolent Dictator!

Cat I'm a three way cross between a lion, a sloth and a ferocious Chinese Dictator.

Cat i see hamster re sultana bran, hmm, i just don't see myself as a small rodent.

Re the Sultana bran i think it more likely that Kellogg's are trying to kill me by forcing me to shit myself to death.

thigh you shouldn't be shitting yourself too often, it's an enormous waste of calories!! You could be using those to get fatter with!

I didn't get to put on 5 stone by shitting myself on sultana bran every day, let me tell ya!!

It's 6pm, need to mark you all off as safe following recent Sultana bran attack.