Thigh? Where is thigh?

[ProjectGainsborough]

I’m so confused.

Look what I got out of my slanket for today

It's an addiction Dangles I'm vulnerable. It's crept up on me. What happens if i turn thin and become one of them?

Dog is that an offering? I was hoping for a lion cub but would be happy with a llama. Thanks

Nooo you must resist!

Remember when I turned thin from too much scooting in my Bat Cape? Well twasn't funny I can tell you! Could have slipped down a drain (people said) Good job you fed me with battered sausages until my three stone loss was restored (plus an extra two for good luck!)

Kick the habit thigh we love all of you, we don;t want there to be less of you! You are our blessed th'leader of Th'thighway th'th's!!!

Oh Dangly your strength and courage makes my infarcted heart pump with joy. I'll have 3 Yorkshire puddings on my dinner plus half a cherry pie with evaporated milk. That should slow down the terror of shitting myself to death.

Do you think Project is dead or promoted again?

Dangly i worry about Project. I worry about the dichotomy in her soul. She's a slanket pisser like us, but she keeps achieving shizz n doing things. Is she a C Cluster?

Why are Kellogg's targeting me like this? It's so cruel being forced to shit myself to death. Am i such a threat to this food conglomerate?

Oh Great God Thigh, it is i indeed a sacrifice, it will eat your Sultana bran and prevent you from shitting to thinness, for that would be against your teachings.
I hope Dangles isn't a sheep chaser.

Oh bugger. Shizz and crap. Be back. Keep calorie onboarding for good of our great nation!

Dead or promoted, tiz the same th'ing!

thigh I think we should not attempt to armchair diagnose Project just because she's clearly suffering from some of the clusters she can't help it poor soul and tbf if her meglomania is keeping her away for now it only means she fits in with the Thighway more in the long run.

Maybe we should send her a new slanket to piss and some nibbles to remind her of where she calls home!

Dog/Gin I am not a sheepchaser! Sheep are not my bag! I find the donkeys are rather more well hung and willing IYKWIM

But Dangly what if she spurns our great offering of pre-pissed slanket n snax? She might have become manager of Kellogg's worldwide and be attempting to control and subvert Thighland via sultana bran.

Dog thank you for the llama, it is trying to save my life. I'm down to deathly farts now.

Hi gang, I did hear a rumour that Sultana Bran is featured in the next Gwyneth Paltrow collection. You have been warned!

As a dog Dangly i see you as a big fat, lovely Labrador - excellent for foot warming and no chasing at all. A telly watcher of a dog if you will.

Also, mind where you point that steam mop ;-)

Pooter i thought Gwynny was busy buffing her fanny?

Pooter help!!

We must find @ProjectGainsborough because she is lost in space or to the PD clusters!

What can we do to retrieve her to Thighland?

I've heard whispers of this before, is it true Gwynny steams her fanny? I thought she was vegan?

thigh you know me so well!

WOOF WOOF Woof woof !! < Fades to just snoozing on rug! >

Also Dangles what's Luaa the vegan's proper name? She'll know about Gwynny's fanny and whether steaming it means she's not a vegan anymore.

It's an excellent excuse not to be a cockmuncher - ethics.

I think we should probs sort everyone into PD Clusters. I'm going to plump for B with Gwynny, A for Tom Cruise. It's easy.

What are you people on?

dangly , thigh there is no end to Gwynnie's search for wellness....she is antithigh and a force to be reckoned with. I have not troubled to investigate all her ideas, but the fanny-steaming alone makes her a candidate for Chat, Style and Beauty, AIBU and Housekeeping all in one slim package. God knows what trend she will start next, but she probably comes here for ideas so....GUARD YOUR SLANKETS.

As for poor project it is indeed worrying. My slanket and I will hold a silent vigil for her.

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