Thigh? Where is thigh?

[ProjectGainsborough]

I’m so confused.

The good stuff, shin !

Well Shino there IS a question!

We are mostly enjoying Monster Munch and Wine plus Gin and Wotsits and Snax in general and resting in slankets on the sofa! Plus doing the bare minimum for survival.

It's all good and very good for the soul. Will you join us?

Ummmm... That sounds kind of creepy

Ok, I just need to travel back in time to find out Luaa's full name hang on gang I hope to crash-land back here in 2019 but who knows ...

Is Gwynny watching us, i wonder if she's jealous of our great joy and abandon at pissing ourselves and lying down then pissing our slankets and lying down again.

Before I go

Shino if you like creepy, stick with us kid ...

Byeeeeeeeee ...

Shin a lot of shared history. Pooter would you do a clean steam of your - ahem - floor or add the detergent provided? Asking for a friend and NC

She is just in denial.

Shin, come closer and learn all that Thigh can teach us.
By the way, the llama/lamb can be blamed for your farts, when you let off a foul one, just glare at it and people will be fooled. I'm sure people do the same Dangles is in the room.
It can also be trained to carry your ring if the wedding is ever rescheduled.

It all sounds a bit stinky tbh

*when

Oh mrscat I believe Ginny uses herbs n such and sells same for a fancy price. There are people on MN who wash their sheets twice a day so I would imagine they are her target market...

My wedding will certainly not be rescheduled! Mr Shin-to-be is the love of my life. I can't wait to get married

Ginny = Gwynnie

My predictive text is sending me messages.

Is this a Gwyneth Paltrow fan club?

I hope i don't have to climb up on my kitchen worktop and hover over the kettle to steam my fanny. I'm not agile and my slanket will get in the way.

Great Scot (or summat) Anyhoo ... @Luaa please come!! Your th'nation ith craving your th'presence!

Are you sure, shin ? Seriously, what brought you to thighland ????

You are among friends. Spit it out!

Shin what are you getting married for? Would you prefer us to kill him and dispose of the body? You could probs keep the presents.

Shin, Thigh and Naked may have some wedding paraphernalia they no longer need.
I'm not steaming my fanny and if it's a requirement, I'm out!

What brought me to Thighland Pooter? Well, I was having a pleasant stroll through AIBU when I noticed a rather unusual smell. I didn't want my favourite topic polluted, so I thought I should investigate further. That is how I found you all.

Thigh I am horrified that you would even suggest such a thing. I would be nothing without Mr Shin-to-be. He's my whole life

thigh fear not, the steaming is only mandatory if you wash your sheets twice a day and have run out self-imposed bonkers cleaning routines . Then ask IYWBU to steam your nethers only every OTHER day, and prepare to be out-steamed!!

Dog you don't have to steam your fanny if you can't climb on your kitchen worktop without a hoist. But have you had the required facial tattoos.

Shin what do you mean he's your whole life? Are you Patty Hearst? Have you got Stockholm Syndrome? Is he your captor? Give us a sign, we'll rescue you.

Dangly thank you for rescuing me! I had fallen through a hole in time and managed to grab on to your time machine as you whizzed back to now. I should have known I could count on you!

I'm afraid though that I need to go and research Gwynie before I can answer all of the questions, but here's what I do know

1. pretty sure you can be vegan and steam your fanny
2. you do not have have to steam your fanny to be vegan
3. you definitely don't have to steam your fanny to be thigh, in fact, I think we should strongly discourage it
4. I think medical professionals would also strongly discourage it or at least make a 🤔🙄😂 face at you if you told them you steamed your fanny