Thigh? Where is thigh?

[ProjectGainsborough]

I’m so confused.

M3 I fear you are over thinking this (the danger of looking into the shiny things, like hair straighteners and other implements of torture lurking in PB's salon, before you have reached enlightenment).
Once you have embraced slankets and Snax as the pinnacle of your expectations, then you can release this false need of hair colours and smooth legs and join us on our path to Thighland and a higher state of being, (which is often confused with appearing to be asleep).

M3 our aim here is reverse improvement - do you like housework, work, obligations, being ashamed of your facial hair and dieting?

Well, do you?

You need to have a long lie down and piss yourself.

Where does thighland stand on the issue of hairy armpits? I feel I have an ace literally up my sleeve on this one!

M3 if your armpit hair is lengthy and fullsome and you cannot be arsed to shave it off then in the words of Paul McCartney - 'Let it be!'

We are women who won't! It's a no-movement movement, don't trouble yourself with these trifles.

M3 it is much nicer to have hair than stubble!

Also, if you add up the time it takes to maintain the hairlessness, it does seem disproportionate considering it is generally not on view!

I would make an exception for random chin hairs, though, they appear simply to annoy me. But I can lie on my slanket and yank the blighters out, which is more of a hobby than a grooming routine.

AHAH, is this what people mean when they refer to doing their "hobby" ? Doing battle with chin hairs?

I'm growing everything so that i can make macrame potholders out of Thigh hair and sell them.

thigh that's brilliant! Another thigh business venture. These are the ways we can support ourselves within th'nation. So many ideas for effortless revenue.

Pooter I reckon anything can be classified as a hobby if you enjoy it enough. If you have chin hairs that's perfectly acceptable, nay welcome, but equally to enjoy pulling them out sounds like satisfying fun.

Maybe we should all grow them just for the pleasure of extracting them one by one in our slankets whilst enjoying a cosy piss.

ahhhhhh....

That unique sensation when your leg and armpit hair is accepted.....

Pauline can stick her curling tongs where the sun does not shine.

thigh that is a very sound business idea, and should appeal to the ecologically minded. No trees will be harmed by your new product!

dangly I do see it more as vanquishing my enemies, but something I can do in an idle moment. I notice them more on sunny days, the same as I notice my mucky windows. Chin hair wins every time!

M3, yes, you are seeing the light! Relax in your slanket, let the breeze ruffle through your luxuriant tresses!

Also who gets to define a bad smell? My dogs enjoy the smell of piss, farts and BO. They also hate people coming to the door.

Therefore, would a dog approve of how i smell is your only criterion.

I agree thigh both beauty and fragrance are in the eye/nose of the beholder.

I do thing Opium by Yves Saint Laurent stinks though!

Thighlanders 'help'! Nowt to do with bitch PB or rogue mannequins but RL shizz ... apparently, I'm meant to return to time fuck up called 'work' .

Why?

Cat oh my poor dear, isn't RL just disgusting? I hate obligations, shizz and general twattery. This is why we're so beautifully safe, here in the crook of my Thigh.

Have a piss and some snax Cat. Could you murder your boss? I hate him on your behalf.

I love ❤ you, you're safe now.

Sniffs

Thank you for directions oh great and benevolent dictator. Sorry for delay in response but . I've tried to explain our beliefs and teachings to CID but they don't understand. If the great American public are fine with their president's various shenanigans, why do our finest jump to conclusions if I'm found clutching a bloody knife over the still warm dead body of my former boss? Obviously it was Pauline and I've been set up, innit?

MrsCat this is dreadful. We all know the obvious culprit will be cleared eventually.

Could you ask to be tried under American TV rules? I vaguely imagine it's like Aussie rules football but that may be my mistake. Is Ironside still working? Or maybe someone younger and dishier.

Ooh Pooter what a good idea! I refuse to watch American tv* because would have to continuously bleach eyes and brain but welcome suggestions!

All ok so far - out on £50 bail and slap on wrist however, worrying (and highly suspect) development is that Take a Break have approached me to tell all. They want a My work hell expose - lots of trembling lips, eyes welling up, milk disappearing from work fridge, biscuit wars and tears in gender neutral toilets. Nothing too sexy, mind.

apart from Real Housewives* and any other shizz

Yay! A murder plot! Where is Jessica Fletcher when you need her.

Cat did he complain about your slanket? He sounds like a whore.

But mrscat you can be as filthy as you like for "Take a Break", just use loads of euphemisms and look shocked in the photos.

Ooh Pooter, you're so right. I already have Pearl's to clutch and can rustle up a twinset. I just have to insert stuff like 'he insisted we cut the chocolate digestives into starfish shapes / was always threatening us with his (pork) sword and was always asking after our (beef) curtains' Pooter, you have the best ideas. Were you and great leader separated at birth by 'them' to try to stop our great nation forming?

Haha cat, I think "They" have a little list of the stroppy ones, and posting on here is like a signed confession to them! Real life is dreadful, and slankets are the way towards inner peace. (Blessings to Our Leader!)

I am really looking forward to your exposé in Take a Break, this could be the start of big things. People need to find thighland and you could show the way by telling your story!

thighland is more needed now than ever!!

Fuck this for a game of soldiers, I've killed the thread. Back to basics Great Benevolent Dictator and solve our problems.

Anyone done Brexit yet? Or Trump? Or should we just ooze back into pissy slankets?

Don't worry about the murder charge hanging over my head; was reduced to manslaughter then self defence once I managed to nobble the prosecution by introducing malware into their IT and indicting them into our wondrous Thighland!

Negotiations are ongoing with Take a Break but fear may be scuppered by Daily Fail. Oh yes, they're sniffing around ...

inducting

I don't know what to do. Thighland was so fun then everyone left. There's only us three left Pooter and Cat.

Did the magic die? Is it me? Do i smell too much? Not enough piss? How i miss the advice clinic.

Cat I'll solve your problems in a minute, need a coffee first.

It was my birthday recently, a big one. I had a terrible thought- am i too old to be an enfant terrible? I don't think i can grow up, this is as mature as it gets for me.