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Name something you can say in a traffic jam and also during sex

258 replies

Hushabyelullaby · 24/02/2019 22:15

Prick's right up my arse
Hurry up
Are we nearly there yet?

Over to you...

OP posts:
ScreamingValenta · 02/03/2019 19:06

Can you shut up for a minute? I need to concentrate.

ballsdeep · 02/03/2019 19:11

Don't even slip in there
Don't you honk your horn

MingeAuNaturel · 02/03/2019 19:39

Hairpin bend coming up.

MingeAuNaturel · 02/03/2019 19:40

Look at that dense forest! I bet there are some interesting insects in there.

MingeAuNaturel · 02/03/2019 19:42

That tunnel wasn't very well signposted.

MingeAuNaturel · 02/03/2019 19:43

What a massive twat!

Smotheroffive · 02/03/2019 19:46

Ffs, don't nod off!!!

MayhemandMadness01 · 02/03/2019 19:47

I'm keeping my socks on

MingeAuNaturel · 02/03/2019 19:49

Can I put the Archers on? It's more interesting.

TheRhythmlessMan · 02/03/2019 20:01

We seem to be stuck

ScreamingValenta · 02/03/2019 20:14

Oh, no, not again!

LloydColeandtheCoconuts · 02/03/2019 20:15

Keep it down, you'll wake the kids

ballsdeep · 02/03/2019 20:15

It's a bit wet out there tonight

Blibbyblobby · 02/03/2019 20:28

No-no-no that's one way only!

Piggywaspushed · 02/03/2019 20:29

ballsdeep : I'm sure it will dry out in a bit.

ScreamingValenta · 02/03/2019 21:02

I'll just get my phone and look on Google to see if there are any alternative ways we could try.

Blameitonthedog · 02/03/2019 21:14

Hang on! There’s a juggernaut coming up my arse!

Mummyilovejokes1 · 02/03/2019 21:16

Oh your fucking welcome, you twat!

villageshop · 02/03/2019 21:29

How long did you say this would take?

TheRhythmlessMan · 02/03/2019 21:42

I wonder how long we have to wait until we can go fast again.

TheRhythmlessMan · 02/03/2019 21:47

Did you call your mother to say we're coming?

villageshop · 02/03/2019 21:58

Fs, you said it would only take 5 minutes.

user1473460538 · 02/03/2019 22:54

When can we stop, I’m bored.

user1473460538 · 02/03/2019 22:57

No no no, oh ffs let me take over.

odderwood1 · 02/03/2019 23:40

Id have had more fun watching paint dry

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