Name something you can say in a traffic jam and also during sex

[Hushabyelullaby]

Prick's right up my arse
Hurry up
Are we nearly there yet?

Over to you...

You've fallen asleep, haven't you???

And yes, that has happened to me in both scenarios!

I spy something beginning with "c"

You need to get in the other lane

I think there might be a blockage somewhere.

Fgs look at all of those blokes, standing around and not doing any work!

Just slow down and back into it.

It's gettin' hot in herre (so hot), so take off all your clothes
I am, gettin' so hot, I wanna take my clothes off
It's gettin' hot in herre (so hot), so take off all your clothes
I am, gettin' so hot, I wanna take my clothes off

So when was the last time you checked the dipstick??

You don't mind if I read for a bit, do you?

I'm getting hot and sweaty - can you open the windows?

Come on

Look at this wanker in front, what's he doing?!

He’s right up my arse

Are you tired, want me to take over?

If we don't move soon I'm going to overheat

I think I'll take my jumper off.

Ffs

It's moving a bit better now!

Twiddling that knob will NOT find radio2!!

Oh, shit - I've just remembered I left the oven on.

No, your novelty horn does not impress me.

I can't stop now, this is my turn.

Germans: Reliable but boring. Italians: Good-looking but they soon go to pieces. Have you tried Korean?

If this goes on much longer, I'll have to stop and pop out with the dog, because he's getting restless.

What a massive bellend

You’re welcome

Is there any need to go that far up my arse

I had an Eddie stobart driver right up my arse last week and now I've got a massive waitrose one. Must say the waitrose one is lot cleaner.