Name something you can say in a traffic jam and also during sex

[Hushabyelullaby]

Prick's right up my arse
Hurry up
Are we nearly there yet?

Over to you...

You need more oil or you're going to blow the big end.

Christ, do you ever wash this thing?

Another red light!

Shouting won't get us there any faster.

Shush, you'll wake the kids.

Don't get your knickers in a twist!

Brace yourself dear, this looks like a big one- could take some time- looks like a car crash down there!

Look I thought it'd be quicker this way ok? You never know how it'll go on the day. Just be patient FFS.

I knew we should have waited until the weekend

Can you see anything?

(Said when someone is trying to see past the traffic, or by someone checking their partner is blindfolded.)

You're going the wrong way up there, mate!

I'm going to miss Corrie at this rate !

Grandma, you’re going too slow

Oh no, now we’re stuck.

Carry on like that love and we'll both end up in A&E

"Sucky Sweet?"

Shall we play an amusing word game?

Ffs, come on! You could fit a tank in there!!

Shall we play a game ? You first . I'm up for anything!

'I-spy' anyone.

I'm bored, what can we do now?

Put that down and watch what you're doing!

"Fuck this!"

Since nothing's moved for the last ten minutes, I'm going to switch off.

Give way so the police can pass through

I'm starting to wish we hadn't bothered with this.

Oh for flup sake

Get a move on, mate. Have you seen the queue behind you?

We didn't have all this palaver last time!

Be there in a jiffy.
It was never like this ten years ago.

Is this a turn-off, darling?