Hi everyone,
Shall we deal with the downs first so that we end on a positive note:
There is a shocking lack of consistency between high level medical professionals, their opinions, their ability to listen to the patient or each other. Some examples of this are:
* the Consultant on duty yesterday was insisting that I start Zomorph, the same drug they tried to kill me with on Thursday last week.
* me having to remind doctors daily that I can't walk and only have use of one arm, somehow that combined with being articulate and intelligent causes no end of fucking problems.
* There is no other ward in the hospital or my hospital near home that would take me because my background nursing needs are too high but today it's been suggested I move to a rehabilitation unit where the nurse patient ratio is 1 nurse to 12 patients.
* The Spinal fellow who saw me today does work for Mr Dishy but wasn't one of the chosen few who operated on me and doesn't know me. He met me once last week but today came along and said
DS "you should go home tomorrow after having a standing X-ray today" (yesterday I stood once for 30 seconds before passing out.)
DS "you should be mobilising more, why are you not mobilising more
Sea: "it's probably something to do with doctors trying to kill me with inappropriate drugs and an orthotic brace that the physio wasn't happy with because it didn't fit and not having essential items of equipment at home."
DS "it's fine to mobilise without the brace, it's just for going for long walks when you get home, you should be walking around the ward several times a day."
Sea: "what am I the Christmas fucking miracle"
DS pulls hideous shocked look on his decidedly not Dishy face
Sea: "you have read my notes of course so you know that I was paralysed by a doctor in this hospital in 2010, but if only someone had told me that I'm not paralysed anymore I would have gone home last week " adopts resting bitch face"
DS tries deflection "you know abusive language isn't tolerated"
Sea "but paralysing patients through bad practice and ignorance unfortunately is, you do know that insulting disabled people is considered a hate crime, I don't tolerate being insulted very well at all, right now I feel very very insulted"
DS "you can mobilise without the orthotic "
Sea "not according to your boss"
DS "no he has written in your notes mobilise as able, go home with fully fitted orthotic"
Sea "wrong you've missed some of it out"
DS "no"
Sea "yes, you recognise Mr Dishy's signature"
DS "of course"
Sea "and the one next to it" waits for dick shit to dig a deeper hole
DS "one of the other fellows"
Sea ”wrong, because it's mine because I come across doctors I don't trust ALL THE TIME, your boss invites me to sign everything he writes about me because he treats me as an equal so I know it says mobilise as able on the bed, orthotic to be fitted on day 3/4, fit checked and adjusted as required, must go home with fully fitting orthotic. Under no circumstances should Sea leave the bed for any reason without the orthotic. Orthotic must be worn for six months post op, Sea will tell spinal team when she is ready for X-rays. So thank you for putting
DS (completely ignoring what I've said, turns to nurse) please book X-ray as soon as possible and contact orthotic department.
Sea wants to shout after him FUCK OFF TO THE FAR SIDE OF FUCK YOU TWUNT
Nobody woke me for my 6:00am medication - all of my meds are time critical
For the fourth time one of my medications ran out, it was a 6:00am med so it has to be taken 2 hours before one of the 8:00am meds. I got it at 7:45am
I will let Fabulous PA tell you about the physio terrorist damaging the skin on my feet and legs tomorrow
The awesome bits of today were:
My orthotic carbon fibre brace fits perfectly which the physio took out on me. But I'm hard as nails and took her humiliation well.
My DH had to get his hands down my gown and lift my very ample breasts up in order for Mr Othotist to fit my orthotic. Sea is looking forward to tomorrow very much.
DH and PA brought in my big electric wheelchair
I walked a few steps
I sat in my big chair for 3 hours
I have eaten well
The dgc Came to visit yesterday
The equipment I need could be at home as soon as Thursday
I need a bus chant of get Sea home for Christmas please.
Keep posting I am still reading.