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Fuck off to the far side of fuck, and when you get there, fuck off some more

234 replies

NoLeslie · 03/12/2018 15:01

This thread is dedicated to all the people and things that need to fuck off. Add whatever you like.

  1. Most of my board of directors.
  2. WH Smith.
  3. Premature death.
OP posts:
whatdoidonowffs · 03/12/2018 15:07

2018

cjt110 · 03/12/2018 15:08

Depression and Anxiety
A fair few of my co-workers

KeysHairbandNotepad · 03/12/2018 15:09

Xmas temp royal mail staff that can't seem to put mail in the correct letterbox.

rachelfrost · 03/12/2018 15:10

The flu

veggiepigsinpastryblankets · 03/12/2018 15:10

All those, plus

  1. People who leave dog shit on public paths.
  1. People in flats (especially the flat above me, yes you Jean) who put their washing machine on last thing on a Sunday. Once is a pants emergency but every bloody week is poor planning.
  1. People who expect me to do hours of work to get them a quote for the thing I sell and then can't be bothered to send a one line email saying thanks but no thanks if they don't want to order it.
Justmuddlingalong · 03/12/2018 15:12

Lazy, selfish bastards who own a dog but don't see lifting their steaming pile of shit as a dog owners responsibility.

DoingMyBest2010 · 03/12/2018 15:15

any general crap that I can't get rid off, material or immaterial.

Snowwontbelong · 03/12/2018 15:15

My ndn who's dog barks at 6 am.
My other ndn who vandalised my wall!!
My exh who has made my ds's feel rubbish for years Sad.

babyblue32 · 03/12/2018 15:17

Liars and let downs!

TheFaerieQueene · 03/12/2018 15:17

Dementia that has left my DF a shell.

TeenTimesTwo · 03/12/2018 15:18

back problems in teenagers

Tootyfilou · 03/12/2018 15:18

The Tories every last single one of them. Utter cunts spreading misery, poverty and despair by their policies of concious cruelty.

moonfacebaby · 03/12/2018 15:20

My twat of an exH and his overly sensitive Princess of a girlfriend (who was the OW)...

The current government

AgathaRaisinsCat · 03/12/2018 15:21

Faeirie I'm with you, although in my case it's my mother.

YesItsMeIDontCare · 03/12/2018 15:22

Panic attacks.

Just fuckofffuckofffuckoff.

EsmesRedPetticoat · 03/12/2018 15:25

My car.
Well, not my car per se. Just the intermittent problem that means it only starts some of the time and keeps leaving me stuck in random places.

WatcherOfTheNight · 03/12/2018 15:25

2017/18 can GTF,

So can anxiety & anyone who lacks empathy for sufferers 🖕🏼

The rain can also FOTTFSOF&TFOSM & it can take rude asshats with it ....I may be back with more!

EsmesRedPetticoat · 03/12/2018 15:26

Brexit.
Talking about brexit.
Hearing about brexit.
Thinking about brexit.

KeepCalm · 03/12/2018 15:31

Cancer
Cancer
And bastard BASTARD cancer

FVFrog · 03/12/2018 15:34

My STBXH

StealthPolarBear · 03/12/2018 15:34

Brexit and bowel cancer

obviouslymarvellous · 03/12/2018 15:36

My narcissistic mum and toxic sister
Rain
My ds horrid tummy ache
Cancer
Famine

NoShitHemlock · 03/12/2018 15:36

Putting up the bastarding Christmas tree.

Then taking the fucker down again in 4 weeks.

Grumpbum123 · 03/12/2018 15:39

My brain
Greg Wallace

SocksRock · 03/12/2018 15:39

My whole house. It's sliding into squalor and I lack the energy to deal with it. I know what I need to do, which is hire a skip and empty the whole place and start again (not quite but it's tempting) but I'm so tired the whole time. And anxiety. That can do one as well.