Fuck off to the far side of fuck, and when you get there, fuck off some more

[NoLeslie]

This thread is dedicated to all the people and things that need to fuck off. Add whatever you like.

1. Most of my board of directors.
2. WH Smith.
3. Premature death.

@BettyBitchface

Jeremy Corbyn. He is using bloody Brexit as a stick to beat May with while he hates being in the EU more than she does. Also because he is style over content personified. He couldn't give two shiny shits about any of us, he just wants an adoring cult of idiots hanging on his every photo shoot.

All other MP's who are using Brexit as a tool to further their own ambitions while not giving a singular fuck if their meddling breaks this country to pieces.

All of this. Especially the bit about Corbyn. The man is a fucking clown.

Calzone - yes to this Words With Friends . I play quite happily with women in splendid silence,blokes always want to chat, if you don't carry on the convo they never continue game

@ohmygodtheykilledkenny

You will find they are all widowed with children and often work on oil rigs.

A lot of them are actually from Ghana as I caught a few out saying they were American.
One told me yesterday he was from the Mississippi state in the United Kingdom.

Really awful fake photos please.

They same ones are hitting on my mum too. 🤢🤢

to all of you. Especially those who wrote cancer.

I might add
Cancer.
Grief.
The 11 fucking plus.

Consultants who look at x rays, ignore a full year of debilitating pain and pronounce that everything is fine. No, it really fucking isn’t.

Ofsted.
Early childhood trauma.

My anxiety because it is ruling my life and I don’t think I will ever be ‘normal’.

Smugness on social media, please just stop.

My manager and my shitty miserable job.

Poverty deniers - yes there is poverty in this country, yes Tory policies are ruining people’s lives, no you shouldn’t take The Daily Mail and ‘Benefits Britain’ type programmes as gospel.

The stomach bug currently plaguing our house
My lack of energy
My bloody endless to-do list
Climate change

Racists and b***ds

The Blue/Pink parents and yeah, dogshit.

Bossy bitch Lynne
&
Donald Trump

Workmen who come to my house and think they can rip me off and treat me as if I am stupid.
I like to tie them up in knots then boot them out.

Brexit
Leavers
Wanky slug eyebrows
My ex husband bastardtwathead
Judgy feckers
Untidiness

The colleague who tried to spoil my wedding with pregnancy news (mine! And I hadn’t told my family!)
Fuck You!

The school bullies

My ex boss, pervert and bully

The ex and school teacher who tried to control me. I was stronger than you.

Ex classmate eh keep crossing my path and even after all this time tries to make me seem less than her.

OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny & Calzone - fancy a game?

Kirstie Allsop. Entitled ugly little hypocrite.

Cath Kidston. They are cousins don't you know. Axis of Evil more like.

The Boswelland riddle

Women who do coquettish selfies with filters. There are many.

Bosses who sacked me.

S.A.D.S

Shitty pissy exceedingly rich employers who pay you less than peanuts to do the job they are famous for excelling at. I am grinding my teeth today at all my slaving for a few pence. And all the unpaid hours because they hire people who can't bear to do a bad job then only pay them for contact hours not prep, when prep is 50% of the job. Snarl.

Sarcoma.

Cancer
My fucking crippling mental health issues
The way my Dad upped and left my Mum in such a shit situation that 15 years on she's in a council house and will have to work until she's dead just to pay the bills
Sickness bugs
Being fat

The person that stood in dog crap and then trod it onto my tube train, which I then put my bag on!

• My insanely loud and interfering neighbours - let me live my life privately and in peace please!
• My council who don't spend any of our tax paid on cleaning the streets or making sure foliage isn't overgrown. The town is an absolute mess
• People who don't pick up their dog's shit or leave it in a bag as some sort of hanging arrangement on fences