Fuck off to the far side of fuck, and when you get there, fuck off some more

[NoLeslie]

This thread is dedicated to all the people and things that need to fuck off. Add whatever you like.

1. Most of my board of directors.
2. WH Smith.
3. Premature death.

May I also add SMART METERS, and the energy companies who are trying to force smart meters on the entire country.

Some dippy woman was on the TV the other week, and she stated that all 25 million homes in the UK will have a smart meter by 2021.

Dream on luv!

Apparently 9 million homes have had them installed, but around half are defunct/dumb, because the owner/occupier has swapped energy suppliers.

Batshit!

Hell will freeze over before I have one. I have heard nothing but negative things about them; including one woman's experience of her bills going up by 20% when she switched from regular credit meters to smart meters. Fuck that.

The menopause
Commuting
Rude, entitled people
People who are cruel to animals or children
Suzanne - she knows who she is
People obsessed with their phones - at dinner, with friends, walking along the street

To the man I have a crush on at work even though I am married. I don't want these feelings.

ASD/anxiety/SPD

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Non-vegans

My DDs flu
DHs work in Germany
My tooth abcess
Training for work
Wind and rain

The depression-related procrastination which means I get nothing done really needs to fuck off, I'm sick of existing instead of living

Right wing bastards
Racists
Homophobia
School bullies under the guise of ‘banter’
People who don’t want equality
Some family members who let me down so very badly
Delegating managers who do fuck all except for delegating. Do some actual work you bastards.

Anyone who uses the word "remoaners" or "remainers".

There are a lot of scared people whose lives are being affected and some smug twats like to mock them.

Seriously - you're getting what you want, we will all pay the price - now fuck right off!

People who Stop dead in front of me Whilst I am walking Behind.

People Who speed up when your walking around them, so you can't get in front

Stupid drivers being in the wrong Lane.

My Husbands Long work Hours

Next door parking in my Parking Space

That was very cathartic. Thank you OP.

The seller last lot of solicitors who obviously didn't know how to do their job when he bought the property we are trying to buy.

1. Crohns Disease and joint pain
2. Cancer - that can fuck off
3. My vile ex colleague Lynn, who was quite possibly one of the most bullying, morally bankrupt people I have ever met.
4. Long commutes on busy roads with 2 lanes merging into one.
5. People who pull out of side roads then drive at 2 miles an hour.
6. Comedy that isn't funny
7. Noisy eaters.
8. Bin vans blocking narrow roads.
9. The word 'remoaner'

10. My ex boss who was too ashamed to make me redundant so made his deputy do it.

Builders who lie about costs and timescales.
Tradesmen who up the price when they see our house.
The mum at the school gate who thinks she SO MUCH BETTER at fucking everything, than anyone else. And will talk to you about it until your ears bleed.
My complete lack of willpower to stop eating cake.
Brexit. I didn't vote for this utter clusterfuck, but I wish they'd get on with it and STFU. I'm sick to death of hearing about it.

My dd's anxiety
My ds's anxiety
My crap sleeping pattern

Plus lots of the above

The current Tory government and their shameful lack of funding and resourcing for schools.
Brexit.

Plus

Thin hair
Having to eat "sensibly". And drink "sensibly". Yawn

This twat who parked blocking my drive

My ex
The constant round of tidying and cleaning and laundry and putting the rubbish out and dishes and ironing and generally housework which you do, only to need to do again. That could fuck off nicely.

Goady fuckers on threads who insist on bringing up sensitive topics, although probably the less said about that the better.

And yes, people who park across your drive.

Definitely Brexit.

Aside from that, I would like a bit less rain and a bit more sunshine.

Come on OP, why have you taken agin WH Smith?

I only dislike them in airports because they always want you to scan your boarding card even when you’re only buying Take A Break and a bounty bar for your flight from Heathrow to Manchester, because they want to reclaim VAT they aren’t really entitled to.

Cancer
Jeremy Corbyn
Donald Trump
Most TRAs

Mother in laws

Past decisions.

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Theresa fucking May

My new colleague who thinks she needs to tell us all how to do our jobs 10 times a day when I've been doing this job for 6 fucking years, and my other colleague has been there 25 fucking fucking years .

The stupid lazy arses at my 2 local,bus stops, who can't be bothered to walk 3 steps to put their crisp packets/drinks cans/bottles/burger wrappers in the bin, but just drop them.

Ditto such stupid lazy arses everywhere.