Fuck off to the far side of fuck, and when you get there, fuck off some more

[NoLeslie]

This thread is dedicated to all the people and things that need to fuck off. Add whatever you like.

1. Most of my board of directors.
2. WH Smith.
3. Premature death.

Remainers.
People who get dogs and don't look after them.
People who have children and don't look after them.
People who start threads about their abusive/drug-using/gambling/drinking/workshy/waste of space DPs and how unhappy they are but then proceed to ignore all the decent and helpful advice.

Third chest infection in less than a year. Can fuck right off.

All of the complete tossers who earn stupid amounts of money.

Foxes.

Can I just fuck off please? It would save time, obviously not to the same place Greg Wallace and Jacob Rees-Mogg are.

@TheFaerieQueene I hear you :-(

Fibromyalgia. A diagnosis that means "Yes, you're in a lot of pain, but we've looked at the obvious stuff and can't find anything and CBA to look any more."
People who park badly, especially those who park on pavements and block access.
Misogynistic wankers who get offended when you don't laugh at their vile jokes.

Male doctors who give you the "it's just your age" diagnosis before your arse has hit the seat.

Capita. Bully old ladies about TV licences they don't need and fabricate evidence in the High Court to try to prosecute someone who stood up to them (I will PM a link if anyone doesn't believe me). Currently to be seen fucking up the GPs pension scheme.

Anxiety attacks & suicidal feelings

The nasty trolls on my current thread who are desperate to tear me apart and MNHQ won't delete neither their comments or the thread :( I've hidden thread but can't switch off notifications for some reason :(

I have always kept a 'shit list' of ten people I wanted to fuck-off. I juggle the positions around according to much they are pissing me off at the moment. All in good humour really, but I never thought about putting things/conditions on my list. Good idea.

Welcome to my shit list all forms of dementia, autoimmune diseases and black ice.

People who leave rubbish in their front gardens. Dirty pigs.

Dog shit
Pavement cyclists
Mobile phone users who walk around in circles on the pavement and get in your way
Fucking furbies!They speak gobbledegook,i so want to trap their heads in a sash window!
People who wrinkle their nose at my working class accent
My last employer who pretended the job was permanent,but i was only covering for a staff member who was off sick for 9 weeks
John Hess
All my ex managers who look at my breasts
The fitness club were i used to work,terribly fake darlings

Most of these are allowed, esp if the shitty builder could fall off the ladder landing on Greg Wallace.

Sadiq Khan however is a keeper.

In addition to bastard lying Brexiteers already listed
45
Ruth Hunt and Owen Jones
All fossil fuel execs coining it from sending the earth down the pan

Brexit
Jacob Rees Mogg
Boris Johnson
Michael Gove - why the fuck does my son have to study endless facts and not have time to go over them in class (despite the teacher putting on extra lessons in his free time) cos the syllabus is too frigging extensive, or doing anything actually useful like learn to think critically? You bastard.
Theresa May
Politicians who think their cabals and self serving interests are more important than the wellbeing of the country for the next fifty years
People who think taxes are for other people
Phillip Green
People who think those that try to improve the health and welfare of people are interfering busybodies
People who think it's worse to condemn shitty behaviour than to commit shitty behaviour.

Period pain, and that feeling like your fanjo is ready to explode, a bit like when you're nine months pregnant and ready to blow at any minute. Owwwwwwwweee.

The interim head of my department who is a useless, incompetent fuck

This bastarding flu!

Been in bed for nearly a week and still no sign of it fucking off which means I’m going to miss my choirs Christmas concert and a works Christmas do. And I’m not well enough to get the Christmas tree up 😭😭

My garage

It's on my drive, I have they key, my stuff is inside it, it comes with the house but because of some total fuckwittery it's not registered.

Until I own my own fucking garage I can't sell my house. 18 fucking weeks I've been waiting for it to be sorted out. I am miles past losing the will to live. The whole chain is kicking off, I'm about to lose my dream house and get into loads of debt because of a failed house move and ultimately because of my own fucking garage!!!!!!

Curtain poles that need sawed and put back together. Ha we beat you in the end!
Cardboard boxes.
House with no storage space at all.
My fecking car thats cost me a fortune in last month.
2018 what a bastard its been.
My ex ll who still havent paid back.my deposit.

It's so sad how many people have mentioned anxiety. I've been off work since early September and it's weeks since I managed to leave the house by myself. I feel like my world is getting smaller and smaller and I can't imagine feeling well again.

Everyone who voted 'Remain'.

Relatives, in-laws & having to visit any of them!
Christmas shopping.
The Illuminati.
Facists.
Totalitarianism.
Smart metres.
Keeping up with the jonses.
Real fur.
Fat is bad for you.
Lazy pet owners.
Massive cars.
Pot holes.
Bobble hats.
Plug in air fresheners.
Chopping down trees & ripping out hedges for sterile gardens with no wildlife.
More interested in watching X factor & football & taking selfies than anything else.
Group think.
Extroversion as the ideal.
Alcohol.
Asking for advice, then ignoring every piece of advice given.
Stag & hen parties.

Both of my exes, who will do anything to evade paying towards the upkeep of their children.
I'm googling food banks and getting further into debt and they give no shits.
My depression and anxiety (see above)

Hahaha!! Theres not going to be anybody left. The leavers say fuck off to the remainers and the remainers say fuck off to the leavers!!
Autism can go to where ever Greg Wallace and Jacob Rees Mogg have gone. Also people that stare, tut, comment when my son is having a melt down. And anyone ANYONE that says that autism is made up, or that people use it to get more money. I would happily work 24 hours a day and still be poor for my son not have this piece of shit disabilty. (Rant over)