Fuck off to the far side of fuck, and when you get there, fuck off some more

[NoLeslie]

This thread is dedicated to all the people and things that need to fuck off. Add whatever you like.

1. Most of my board of directors.
2. WH Smith.
3. Premature death.

Brexiteers
BIL
FIL
Cancer

My brother. Gaslighting, belittling, scrounging, ungrateful, inflammatory waste of oxygen. My friends, colleagues and people on the street don’t talk to me like that, and it’s only accident of parentage that I don’t completely cut him out of my life.

Thanks OP, didn’t have anywhere else to put that

The fucking builder who ripped us off to the tune of EIGHT THOUSAND POUNDS can fuck off. And hopefully fall off his ladder when he gets there.

to everyone up thread ... except for Greg Wallace lady who deserves for making me smile!

Airy bloody fairy arseholes who buy 1 thing in a shop and look shocked when they are expected to pay. Then spend forever rooting about their ginormous handbag for a massive purse with a gazillion different compartments, opening this flap and that zippy bit. Have your purse ready ffs! 🤯

Money

Pain, constant fucking pain that grinds me down.

Things constantly going wrong for/with my Dd1 she doesn't need or deserve it

Money

So much needing done I just don't know where to start

Toxic cat farts when I'm hiding on MN instead of facing the things I have told to FO

Another vote for 2018. It’s been shit. I’m not sure the dawning of 2019 is going to help much

My flatmate.

Anxiety and depression

Alcoholism 🖕

neighbour and his stinky weed stinking out my house
brexit
the essay I''m trying to write can fuck off because I'm THICK and I don't understand you, yes I know stop rubbing it in
seagulls

That Godawful advert for BOOTS.

'Now I can see her stunning and ster-onnng.... she's me mum!'

And the very idea that a teenage girl who is pissed off with her mother, would just see how wonderful she really is, coz she sees her singing a Robbie Williams song in the street!

Kill me, kill me now.

NO-ONE says 'me mum'... In Lancashire they say 'mah mum' and Yorkshire they say 'me mam'... No-one says 'me mum.' STOOPID!

It's some middle class Italia Conti Alumni from dahn saaaf, trying to be a northerner! Use a real northerner!

Infertility and miscarriage

Cancer 😨😨
People being allowed to vote for stuff they just don’t understand
Smokers and vapers
Idiotic pervy men on Words with Friends who keep hitting on me when I just wanna play scrabble 🤬🤬🤬

Itchy knitwear.

Autism activists and their bollocks about how if I don’t love autism I don’t love my autistic child.

They can fuck right off, I adore my child and mostly I adore his autism as he thinks outside the box.

I don’t adore the way it makes him struggle with social interaction.

1. At least 500 of the 650 members of the silly sods' club by the Thames

1. The gambling industry

1. The wedding industry

1. Exploitative, unethical undertakers who squeeze as much money as possible out of people when they are at their most vulnerable.

1. Anyone else who exploits people's vulnerability to rob them (i.e. large parts of the financial services industry)

1. People using fake science to sell quack remedies, shampoo, skin cream, etc.

Cancer
My brother whose spent all my wedding fund by the sounds of it
People who 'Stockpile' two jars of mayo for Brexit

Kirsties handmade fucking christmas.

@noleslie - do tell what WHSmith has done to you, I am intrigued :)

Labour Party/left wingers.
Antifa.
Remoaners
Feminists
Pointless and untalented celebrities.
Social media filters such as dog faces superimposed over a profile photo.
Tooth decay.
Mrs May.
Sadiq Khan.

Idiotic pervy men on Words with Friends who keep hitting on me when I just wanna play scrabble ....OMG, I've just started playing that game this week and I know what you mean! I've even got a neutral name and photo and still get it, as does teenage DD

Jeremy Corbyn. He is using bloody Brexit as a stick to beat May with while he hates being in the EU more than she does. Also because he is style over content personified. He couldn't give two shiny shits about any of us, he just wants an adoring cult of idiots hanging on his every photo shoot.

All other MP's who are using Brexit as a tool to further their own ambitions while not giving a singular fuck if their meddling breaks this country to pieces.

Oh, and the word Brexit. It is stupid and can fuck off and then some.

Brexit
People who don't pick up their dog's shit
People who park way up on the pavement so you can't get a pram through because their precious car is more important than a baby/disabled/elderly person
People who think vegetarians should be happy to only ever be offered risotto for £12 in restaurants

The idiot whose house I’m trying to buying who sounds like an absolute cock and is giving his STBEXW a horrific time as well as messing me around 😡

I wanted to say it recently to someone, but inadvertently I got my own back recently, and he sort of got fucked in a way that may last some time.

I'm at peace with the world now.

Oh, changed my mind: people who want feminists to FOTTFSOFAFOSM.