Fuck off to the far side of fuck, and when you get there, fuck off some more

[NoLeslie]

This thread is dedicated to all the people and things that need to fuck off. Add whatever you like.

1. Most of my board of directors.
2. WH Smith.
3. Premature death.

• Depression from me too (DH is having a hard time)
• Brexit
• People with weidly loud cackling laughters
• Clutter everywhere. I already cleaned. Why is it all cluttery again?!

As above, hearing about fucking brexit constantly.

Dog shit on the pram wheels because some inconsiderate prick didn't see fit to pick it up.

Teresa May

Uni work
Petty fucking neighbours
PTSD waking me up every night
A million little jobs to get done
The printer at work still not working
Nursery bills
If you could all kindly fuck off that’d Be great 👍

Plastic Xmas tat overload in all the shops

Cancer

5hr daily commute

Brexit.

EsmesRedPetticoat Have you had your car looked at? My car was doing similar and when the mechanic repaired it, he said it was good job I'd brought it in as it could have just cut out at any point Of course, they may have (had) entirely different problems!

Remoaners.

Narcissistic mother
Narcissistic brother

Burglars who really should be set on fire when they reach the far side of fuck.

Violent people of any age.

BIL & SIL

The stinking fucker next to me on this over crowded train.

The bastard who stole my amazon package on Friday

As a pp said .. people who don't pick up their dog shit!!!!!!
Sick to bastard death of navigating the pram and dd4 through piles and piles of dog shit on the school run. There's one on my road.. the hugest piles of shit I've ever seen!!! if I ever find out who it is I'll be posting said dog shit through your letter box.

My ex
The menopause
Bills
My fat stomach
Christmas (not really in the mood this year)

Mental health problems.

The government and all their incompetence.

The UK pathetic 'justice' system.

My abusive ex. DH's psycho ex.

The car garage who sold me a dodgy car and are refusing our (legally entitled) rejection causing months of inconvenience, expense and stress.

There being no cure or anything that helps atm for anxiety or OCD I'm on a waiting list for CBT but after today's meltdown I had it honestly frightened me so much I'm just hoping I get CBT soon and it changes my life x

school bullies
dementia
cancer
poverty

Mental health problems (which have had a massive impact on a few people I know recently)

Anxiety (as it particularly seems to affect virtually every young person I know to some degree or other)

The current education system (see 'anxiety' above)

2 of my co-workers (I'm not stupid, I can see what you're doing)

People who blow their noses on public transport. Grossness in the extreme. And worse, people who use fabric hankies. Foul.

storm I came to say menopause too. Grrrr.
Loving that people are saying things like, abuse, Brexit, cancer, and grump comes on to say Greg Wallace, thanks for that, gave me a lol moment

People who say ' Of' instead of ' Have'

Jacob Rees-Mogg
Stephen Yaxley- Lennon
Katie Hopkins
Piers Morgan
Boris Johnson
That Scumbag in the Whitehouse.

Anyone who puts a ST Georges cross up in their bedroom window outside major sporting tournaments that England are involved in

My Obesity

ignorant, arrogant cyclists who ride on footpaths with earphones in

Northern Rail

Tories
Anyone who voted for Brexit
My narcissistic senior manager who needs the HR director hovering over him all the time saying "No Fuckwit, you can't do that to people"

2018, cancer and epilepsy!

Oh yes I forgot pavement cyclists of any age.