Liz Jones plumbs new depths of lunacy

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I do worry about her mental health. No joke.

"As a feminist, I looked down on mumsy types."

Where do we start?

Shittest. Feminist. Ever.

I'm imagining Greer reading it and being a bit sick in her m

I am not often speechless but.....

Mouth*

Stupid phone.

It sounds made-up to me. But she is bonkers, clearly. She would never go out with a bloke called Trevor.

I am not sure what is fact and fiction in her writing anymore. I race to the MOS mag back page, even my DH reads it! I feel sorry for her.

'I resolved to steal his sperm from him in the middle of the night. I thought it was my right, given that he was living with me and I had bought him many, many M&S ready meals.'

I'll remember that the next time a partner starts buying me M&S ready meals.

She's only writing about something that happens. I know you've been on mn long enough to know that.

I am utterly, completely horrified that the DM think this woman is poised to represent the women of middle England. She is in no way shape or form representative of anyone I know. Her beliefs offend me in the extreme.

Do you know Julia Davis' crackpot creation 'Jill's in Nighty Night?

That's Liz Jones, that is.

*Jill.

Phone.

Yes she is clearly bonkers. However its true about women not taking the pill, etc when they say that they are. Not many but some and yes if I was a bloke I'd maybe be concerned.

if a woman disappears to the loo immediately after sex, I suggest you find out exactly what she is up to.

Preventing cystitis?

So he was right not to trust her then.

Oh good grief.

She is not sad, or damaged or any of the other things she tries to make out she is.

She is simply a moron.

wow up the sisterhood and snigger at her representing middle england

Are we sure she actually exists, and isn't a stealth parody of some kind?

In fact, are we sure that the whole of the Daily Mail isn't a humungous wind-up?

Don't condoms have spermicide on them?

Across the country DM reading males will now shudder at the words "Darling, I've bought a 2 Dine in for £10 deal from marks and sparks".

Absolutely stark-staring bonkers. What with her made up Rock star boyfriend, she is just getting worse and worse and worse.

On the other hand, she's getting paid a lot of money to write car-crash journalism . . . . .

poppy i was going to post the same thing!

teenagers bedsheets?

I don't think lj actually exists, it's really a couple of different men who take it in turns.

I couldn't even finish that article! Totally made-up writing-by-numbers DM-stylee boring twaddle - but great "polemic" for getting more hits on the website.

Also - now I'm thinking about how you "steal" sperm. I don't need that in my brain, I've got stuff to do.

what a load of drivel.

maybe I hang out with the wrong sort of friends, none of them have ever tricked a man into getting them pregnant. what sort of morality - free zone would do that? Friends of Lz perhaps. Birds of a feather, etc.

My favourite bit was the poor unfortunate lad who now has to pay for a child he never sees Wasn't explained WHY he doesn't see the child. Most likly the wench's fault

I don't think she's saying anything outrageous - so women don't get 'accidentally' pregnant? - lol, It's the oldest trick in the book.